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00:21:16
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
53
Well, the lovely Framboise from HR...
...all day, like some sort of henge? - Okay.
Well, the blowback on ODIN for this will be huge.
...thanks to your epic poon-houndery! - First of all...
But here... - Here we are one big famille.
You wearing a seatbelt? - Uh, no, why...?
Ow! It's just, with the shattered femur, and the gunshot wound...
CHERYL: Get a mirror. - Oh, dear God, did I drink absinthe?
"ISIS disavows Agent Sterling Archer, a.k.a. Duchess."
...responsible for the furnishings. - So I can send a telex from ODIN...
Whose fat mouth told the stupid waitress he was an ISIS agent?
After the stunt he pulled in Berlin?
ODIN isn't some co-ed freshman dorm where everyone runs around screwing.
So be a lad, put on some Mingus.
...and I am slicing it like a butcher. - Just keep at it.
Okay, God. Climb down off that rag.
ARCHER: Because this is what was there, Lana!
[IN FRENCH ACCENT] ...has some paperwork for you to sign.
"ISIS disavow Agent Sterling Archer, a.k.a. Duchess."
Give me that, you oaf!
Ha, ha. And I'm smirk. - No, you don't smirk...
Ow! It's just, with the shatter femur, and the gunshot wound...
Where the sofa is soak in Scotchgard.
...he'll be beg me to take him back.
...at a mother's suffering, Barry, you asshole!
Barry, if you touch me, I swear to God I will put you in the ground.
When I peel all your skin off with a flensing knife, sew it into Woodhouse pajamas...
You bust in, shoot two good double agents...
...and I am slicing it like a butcher. - Just keep at it.
Woodhouse, she froze my accounts...
Either that or I steal them. What? - Hm? What's that?
And how dare you steal my son away from me?
Maybe we both belong at ISIS, you know?
...kind of engage. - I did not know that.
Really? - I'm brush it your way, Barry.
Oh, shut up. I bet you're barren.
Not Framboise. Archer. - The burn notice?
...would they curtsy meekly? - Heh. Well, otherwise, what's the point?
No, no, no, like, figuratively gone. Unlike Framboise...
For which I am pretty genuinely sorry.
And that I'm accidentally inside you. - Not a problem.
My God. On Christmas? - Well, Christmas Eve, technically.
It also makes you incredibly mean. - And ugly.
Yeah, so he's gone. - Already? Like, literally gone?
Besides awesome? - Oh!
I wish. I mean, obviously the guy's great in the field.
Definitely come in. I mean, we did kind of fill the position...
Exactly! That's indicative of your whole attitude, Mother!
Perhaps if you tried it from behind? - Yeah, let's try that.
...would they curtsy meekly? - Heh. Well, otherwise, what's the point?
Perhaps if you tried it from behind? - Yeah, let's try that.
Family, almost, is what they were.
...since ISIS actually pays the rent on the...
Definitely come in. I mean, we did kind of fill the position...
Aah! Damn it! When did we get a bulletproof door?
Yeah, and the, uh, famille thing actually makes this borderline creepy.
So I was wondering if your tempting offer was still open.
...an unreliable asset and security risk."
I was almost embarrassed for her.
Go staple my heart back together!
Yes, I'm jealous. - First step's admitting it.
Exactly! That's indicative of your whole attitude, Mother!
...your new company car to deposit your insane paychecks...
...Who was just as eager as I am to know why ISIS agents...
...I don't have Barry on speed dial. - CYRIL: Well, that's rather surprising.
...thanks to your epic poon-houndery! - First of all...
...before you blew the damn drop!
Steal him? You cut him loose. - You out him loose!
And we'll just see how tough Sterling is...
Whose fat mouth told the stupid waitress he was an ISIS agent?
Pam, he's alive. My Sterling is alive.
That, to me, is rather surprising. - And really expensive, turns out.