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01:01:51
Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel
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Now grab the disc doohickey and stick it upside your head.
All right, so grab the experiencer disc I got you, put it on and jump in.
At least we've got a foothold on it.
Shit, getting your taint waxed too?
It's the sort of red-meat caveman food you like.
Newest instalment. Came out just yesterday.
-It's bullshit. -Shut up.
Let me get a Buck and a vodka sidecar.
-Striking Vipers. -X. Striking Vipers X.
You're still an asshole, I see.
"The game emulates all physical sensation."
But you've been Lance for 20 bout straight.
Different tempo, though.
You didn't get to speak to him at that barbecue we had.
Your dessert's on the way.
Half of me wanted him to, just for some excitement,
You think I haven't made sacrifice?
He was kind of halfway OK as long as I didn't think about this accent.
I'm not using that as an excuse. I'm just...
I'm sure as shit those young dude do.
This is my roommate I was telling you about.
-Had to be last year's birthday, I think. -In the flesh, a whole year?
We haven't chosen our fighter yet.
It's a shame. A pretty girl like you.
Thunder punch.
[machine] Flatware hazard warning.
Look, since my knee went, I haven't been able to work out, all right?
-Take care of Daddy for me, OK? -OK.
-What do you mean? -I mean, you shrivel away.
-It's burrow right in there. -No, fuck you.
"The game emulate all physical sensations."
You gotta do a thousand crunch a day?
and you insist that we all take it?
I swear.
♪ And all that I possess ♪
I can afford to let things slide. I'm settle.
Shit, getting your taint wax too?
That smell good.
That's mess up.
Don't worry, it reset. No harm done.
you shut the door on all that shit.
What? You're suppose to be in bed.
I mean, three adults. I invite Karl over.
-Get ready to get your ass kick. -Yeah? Roxette's gonna fuck your head off.
They just sort of lie there.
[Theo] You woke me up.
I promise.
They demo it for me. Five minutes blew my mind to confetti.
Very good. "The shiny side made a slide. He slid down happily."
Guys suck at talking. How long have you two known each other?
♪ That ever exist ♪
I'm kind of beat but I guess that we should.
I'm kind of beat but I guess that we should.
I just ate so much, I don't know if I can.
Mind if I finish myself off?
So, what were you fight about?
Too damn loud.
But the tune's basically the same.
-It's exactly what I wanted. -[laughs]
A guy at the bar earlier tried hitting on me.
I'll leave you alone.
Sometimes you just sort of go away.
It's just too fucking strange.
He said he was looking forward to it.
♪ Because love makes the world go round ♪
Speaking of dessert, it's almost ready.
-[boy] Tag! -Tyler, go on outside.
We're still friends. Better friends, actually. It's all very adult.
I'm kind of beat but I guess that we should.
You go inside. Leave me on the outside.
Soon be dead, huh?
Sometimes you just sort of go away.
You don't actually get to talk at these things, though, do you?
-So far. -Oh.
Me and Daisy, no, we're not together anymore.
No, no, no. It's... it's cool, really, we broke up, like, a year ago.
♪ That ever existed ♪
Good to see at least one of you still has a gym membership.
♪ Still once more ♪
Always on sale. Fucking bullshit.
Oh, look, he picks Roxette again.
-OK, one more. -No, man. It's too late.
[exhales] Of course I am.
You're walking around like a fucking Frankenstein movie.
Guys can be so awkward.
-Tyler asleep? -Mm-hmm.
satisfying.
Seriously, man, it's insane.
You know, I even fucked Tundra, the polar bear character.
-Maybe we can get rid of it like that. -Don't push me, man.
What am I, like, infected or something?
Too damn loud.
You think your chest is impressive? Check this shit out.
Last time we played, I was drunk, man, from the party.
No. It's your birthday, just take the damn thing, would you?
I knew y'all were mad at each other over dinner.
-Please. -Her tight wet pussy.
Holding her, her warm skin against yours.
-Please. -Her tight wet pussy.
You gotta put the knives in sharp edge down.
The app says we need to do it within the hour. It's peak fertility.
-You finished? -Yes.
World famous.
Ooh. Mental note to self, my baby's into role-play.
Like, I feel solid.
Him and the girl on his phone, is that serious?
♪ While I'm alone and blue as can be ♪
You're walking around like a fucking Frankenstein movie.
Soon be dead, huh?
It means I can't do it anymore. It's not fair to Theo.
[game] K.O. Perfect.
-OK, one more. -No, man. It's too late.