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00:21:34
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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It's beef tartare inside a burger medium-well
Dad, Frank and Zelda both got the scampi,
Yeah, and we switched underpants!
- Why don't you call it snob's burgers? - Snob's burgers, ha!
- The lunch lull. - That's what we call it.
I enjoy you, Bob. Your mustache,
"I'm Bob, and I like kale."
Pesto-colada for the lady...
and I rent space to a raccoon sanctuary.
Hit him in his handsome groin!
When I was young and naive, I would have said "arson,"
- Push on his belly! - Hit him in the crotch!
- Are you a superhero? - Can I feel your hair?
like he's some kind of spectacle.
A little tight in the pickle, huh?
My bun. With a few extra bun hanging out the back.
♪ We're going to a rumble ♪
That's it. It's time for a showdown.
and I rent space to a raccoon sanctuary.
They'll be craving these burgers,
but I wouldn't listen because I was choking to death.
Oh. How 'bout we shave our heads for the Christmas card?
Have you had their starfish? It melt in your mouth.
your children are refusing to acknowledge me.
Listen, Jimmy Pesto has tender an offer on this space.
But I think you'll find that, unlike his microwave junk,
He knows it's suppose to be with other people, right?
I repeat, not... stare at him
you know, after all these years, I've realize,
- How do I do it?! What do I do? - You just push! Push!
your freaky kids lock up
- I have a book! - Nobody forget what they just said.
What happen, did you snap?
Huh...? I guess you're right.
- you've never eat my food. - Mm-hmm.
Yes, he wear a white suit.
They have nowhere else to go, but...
But this family's gonna have to execute perfectly
- Let's be best friends forever. - Okay.
I've only seen him do it once successfully.
When I dance, sometimes my pants fall down.
These are almost done. Is everybody ready?
And, Gene, you go outside and try and drum up some business.
It's kind of romantic, though... two families at war,
Let's cut our hands and press them together
and just about everything else in town,
- I don't-I don't ever stare at him. - I-I don't stare at him.
at least for the kids' sake.
I've only seen him do it once successfully.
- He'll renew. - Well, we haven't always
We never pay our rent on time.
Eh, she likes them, too.
Of course it is. The guy's a complete phony.
And you said I was crazy for carrying this around.
For the thousandth time, no!
And Mr. Jimmy Pesto's fate is yet undetermined,
Like a greasy, heterosexual Walt Whitman.
Yes, Mr. Fischoeder is an eccentric.
in your pathetic little restaurant
- I'm not obsessed with him. - Yeah, you are. You're both obsessed.
or rotten is fancy, Jimmy.
-it's fascinating. - Thank you.
I don't know what you're doing, with your fancy ingredients.
You think anything that isn't frozen
Sure! A packed house.
That's different. That place is incredible!
on your sad, filthy floor.
It's kind of romantic, though... two families at war,
- Shh. It's okay. - Right.
A little tight in the pickles, huh?
Put his hand in warm water! He can't die!
This would be an amazing gift shop!