Name: Children Will Listen
Released: 2017-12-06
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) gim

[Woman] Oh, gim a break.
2) nosebleed

- Should we call 911? - It's just a nosebleed. She's fine.
3) errand

My house is a mess and I've got millions of errand to run.
4) bruise

- Wanna see the bruise? - That's OK. That's OK.
5) extortion

A hundred! That's extortion. There's no way in hell that I'm gonna...
6) convict

You had Laotian convict sewing casual wear for two cents an hour.
7) hysterectomy

I would've had that hysterectomy 20 years ago.
8) babysitter

There's no way I can get another babysitter this late in the day.
9) pancake

About how much time he's spending at that damned pancake restaurant.
10) waitress

You should see the waitress he hires.
11) plumber

Wasn't there a plumber? Your mother said you were in love with a plumber.
12) policeman

The policeman said it was a woman's body. You were lying.
13) delinquent

Some kind of a boot camp for juvenile delinquent?
14) stunt

I can forgive that stunt you pulled with the settlement check,
15) craftsman

The craftsman who makes these chests keeps a list of customers.
16) sparkle

Go brush your teeth. I want 'em to sparkle. Go on.
17) indictment

to fight the indictment instead of taking the plea bargain.
18) manners

- He has such nice manners. - I know.

1) misbehave

And if you misbehave in my house,
2) startle

- Get away! - I'm so sorry. I was startle.
3) outnumber

they'll figure out that they outnumber us and then...
4) sympathize

I sympathize, I really do.
5) goof

- I goof. - [Susan] What happened?
6) undercut

I guess they feel baked goods from Mom undercut the boot-camp experience.
7) shove

Because he shove me.
8) seize

The government would have seize the settlement.
9) confront

- Why would he shove you? - I confront him.
10) chop

She was all chop up.
11) swamp

- My babysitter cancelled. - Oh, Lynette, I'm so swamp today.
12) apologize

She says she won't come in until you apologize to her.
13) threaten

or she could've simply threaten to spank him.
14) swear

Parker, I swear I will spank you. Knock it off.
15) warn

- It was an accident. - Porter, I warn you.
16) bust

I was standing on it and it bust.
17) knock

Anyway, I'd knock a couple back and things got heated.
18) spank

- We don't get spank. - Really?

1) upstairs

Next thing, lady upstairs calls the cops.
2) allegedly

If you don't go back to this man who allegedly shoved you once in five years,
3) practically

We're talking about opening another one. That's practically a chain.
4) whatsoever

Oh, you know me. No depth perception whatsoever.
5) permanently

I'm not saying permanently, just a couple of years.
6) nowhere

Nowhere in that brochure did it say we're expected to attend.
7) afterwards

Her father was a marine. Afterwards, he gave me three of his medals.
8) differently

her husband Carlos felt differently.
9) anymore

Mom. Uh... Mike and I aren't... together anymore.
10) ultimately

that children ultimately end up parenting their parents.
11) basically

which is basically nothing.
12) whenever

Whenever you're ready.
13) entirely

I would have given up entirely if it weren't for you and Morty.
14) somewhat

Of course, I'm somewhat surprised you don't spank them.
15) obviously

Obviously, we need to talk.
16) apparently

Apparently, you purchased one in August 1992.
17) definitely

But make no mistake, she definitely crossed the line.
18) unfortunately

Unfortunately for Gabrielle,

1) laotian

You had Laotian convicts sewing casual wear for two cents an hour.
2) unsubstantiated

and unsubstantiated gossip is encouraged.
3) impeccable

from an impeccable mother like you.
4) negligent

Apparently the hospital was negligent
5) stunned

I'm stunned they even issued me a license.
6) youthful

I know it's years away. She's youthful and vibrant, thank God.
7) doomed

if she moves into my house, even for a couple of years, I'm doomed.
8) awkward

I guess I just made this pretty awkward, huh?
9) risky

That was risky. I mean, the Feds are watching you right now.
10) vibrant

I know it's years away. She's youthful and vibrant, thank God.
11) baked

I guess they feel baked goods from Mom undercut the boot-camp experience.
12) supportive

And the least you can do is be supportive.
13) subjective

[Sighs] Well, art is subjective.
14) legendary

Finally in on one of your legendary poker parties.
15) heated

Anyway, I'd knocked a couple back and things got heated.
16) grateful

I'm grateful. I know the sacrifice you're making.
17) hungry

- Porter! What did I tell you? - But I'm hungry.
18) horrible

- That's a horrible thing to say. - I'm sorry.

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