Name: The Idiot's Lantern
Released: 2018-01-11
Cast: Peter Capaldi, Pearl Mackie, Jenna Coleman

1) twerp

Don't you get it? You were fighting so that little twerp like me
2) extirpation

of trans-temporal extirpation methods to neutralise the residual electronic pattern.
3) morsel

Every last morsel!
4) shackle

A nation throwing off the shackle of war
5) pomp

Time for a lovely bit of pomp and circumstance. What we do best.
6) magpie

You shouldn't have had a crack at poor old Magpie there.
7) quid

- Only five quid a pop! - Oh, but this is a brilliant year, classic!
8) bloke

Bloke up the road, Mr Magpie, he's selling them cheap.
9) scum

You think I fought a war just so a mouthy little scum like you
10) ration

Technicolor! Everest climbed! Everything off the ration!
11) fascism

You don't get it, do you? You fought against fascism, remember?
12) tran

of tran-temporal extirpation methods to neutralise the residual electronic pattern.
13) coward

Unless some coward told them.
14) sweetheart

- I'm going doolally, then. - Not at all, sweetheart.
15) gorge

but it gorge itself like a great, over-fed pig.
16) insult

Hold on. Was that an insult?
17) flare

You know, the white flare and the chest hair.
18) circumstance

Time for a lovely bit of pomp and circumstance. What we do best.

1) disobey

every time, you disobey me.
2) fret

But why fret about it? Why not just relax?
3) reckon

Twenty million people they reckon will be watching.
4) rattle

This gentleman's a proper representative. Don't mind the wife. She rattle on a bit.
5) invent

I just invent the home video 30 years early.
6) instruct

I've finished it as you instruct.
7) flee

but I escaped in this form and ﬂed across the stars.
8) rot

I heard they rot your brains. Rot them into soup
9) abandon

They found her in the street apparently, down by Damascus Road. just abandon.
10) sweep

so any sort of problem just gets swept out of sight.
11) appoint

- What does that mean? - The appoint time.
12) feast

And when I have feast, I shall regain the corporeal body,
13) knock

Knocked together with human hands, yes,
14) dare

How dare you?
15) deserve

He deserve it.
16) bundle

- Not if people are being bundle into... - I am talking!
17) trap

And now you're trap in the television.
18) gather

For the first time in history, millions gather round a television set.

1) unseasonably

Unseasonably chilly for the time of year, don't you think?
2) awfully

- That's awfully good of you, Mr Magpie. - So you'll go soon?
3) aboard

All aboard!
4) practically

since you're practically giving them away.
5) somewhere

I'm sure you'll find somewhere to watch it. Please go.
6) apparently

They found her in the street apparently, down by Damascus Road. just abandoned.
7) exactly

Detective Inspector, you're not exactly doing much detective-inspecting, are you?
8) alone

Leave him alone! That's my husband!
9) perhaps

Well, perhaps we'll get one for the Coronation.
10) forward

and looking forward to a happier, brighter future!
11) round

Not round here, love. Magpie's Marvellous Tellies.
12) therefore

fought in the war, therefore, I represent Queen and country!
13) late

Never too late, as a wise person once said.
14) almost

But now the time is almost riﬂe, Magpie.
15) actually

Have you actually passed your test?
16) inside

Tommy! Not one word. Get inside now!
17) soon

- That's awfully good of you, Mr Magpie. - So you'll go soon?
18) enough

But you're not strong enough yet, are you?

1) disgusting

She was filthy! A filthy disgusting thing!
2) reckless

I'm surprised they didn't turn back and arrest you for reckless driving.
3) patriotic

I'm not convinced you're doing your patriotic duty.
4) forthcoming

Just doing a check of her forthcoming Majesty's subjects before the great day.
5) awful

What happened to her? That awful face.
6) neural

Almost complete neural shutdown. It's just ticking over.
7) decent

Let's see, judging by the look of you, family man, nice house, decent wage,
8) fancy

Now you listen here, Doctor. You may have fancy qualifications,
9) precious

Even Gran. All to protect your precious reputation!
10) surprised

I'm surprised they didn't turn back and arrest you for reckless driving.
11) brilliant

- Only five quid a pop! - Oh, but this is a brilliant year, classic!
12) incredible

That's incredible. It's like a television, but portable.
13) weird

That's weird. My mum said tellies were so rare, they all had to pile into one house.
14) unusual

That's unusual. That's the first one out in the open...
15) armed

Armed?
16) mad

But doesn't it drive you mad, doing nothing?
17) fellow

which my fellow kind denied me.
18) usual

There, there, Rita, my sweet. Business as usual.

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