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00:49:38
Billy Bob Thornton, Martin Freeman, Allison Tolman
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You got bronzer on your blackmail note.
So, listen, I pulled this car over the other night, speeder,
Our perp cut his clothes off in the parking garage.
I make up these knapsack for the zombie apocalypse.
Zombie kit. Shotgun, machete, some bactine.
"Eat a turd" is my response.
"and when she saw the basket in the sedge,
Just typin' away, and this other fella comes in,
You got bronzer on your blackmail note.
You know, in case the undead come back to life
"And behold, the daughter of pharaoh
I put bourbon in one of 'em. Whoever finds it wins a prize.
"and her maids walked by the river's brink,
He took me to...? acapulco
See, back in the ottoman empire...
Well, a stripper, if we're being honest.
For Pete's sake, Bob, don't spread rumor
Some sick bastard gets off on hurting little things.
What you doing here, loser?
And at first, we thought it was a mosquito,
He had intercourse with his physical therapist.
Stavros milos, the supermarket king.
There's a good burger place nearby,
Kidnapped him naked? No, dressed.
Or he wouldn't be blackmail you.
They fart on everything- the walls, each other.
The guys just brew a pot, so...
Got tow yesterday from Phoenix farms on elm.
You scare me there. I thought the place was...
Threatened me, and I...
Listen, listen, listen. I swear on my...
I got the security tape cue up downstairs.
You pulled over a stolen car and let the guy go
Well, I better grab those forms.
Here it is. You're screw.
Drags poor Phil out by the necktie.
That the car belong to one of the victims.
"and she adopt him for a son, and called him Moses,
Yeah, but, I mean, what if he is involve, you know?
About her husband and how he lie about his money.
Burned alive by the romans. You know what he said?
We're divorce now, on account of
On account of Sam, her husband. He got murder?
I bet.
So, listen, I pull this car over the other night, speeder,
Security camera caught him kidnappin' the naked fella.
It's basically speed. So why don't we say...
Obviously, so I'm thinking it may be- - Might be the killer.
Exactly. And now you work for me.
No. I just sub for those fellas sometimes.
So, listen, one thing I'm not quite clear on,
Nice guy too, super. Such a pity.
Which'd actually help me out a lot,
Talk soon, Lester.
You said you only found out later
As far as you know.
Uh, he... we went to high school together, and...
Who else knows about the money?
You ever been to a strip club?
Yeah, they've sure got a lot of energy, huh?
He came to the house once. He might do it again.
You know, I always wanted to, but...
I never meant...
It's goddamn sioux falls all over again.
Nice guy too, super. Such a pity.
And he started flashing all this money around,
There's nothing down there. This... that is not...
You can't even face me when we're having sex.
Yeah, moved, like, right after high school.
Sorry, was that insensitive?
Yeah, yeah. It's a muddy road, so...
Damn peculiar.
A bad feelin', real suspicious-like.
Now, in cases where the deceased was killed... murdered, I mean...
You're so brave.
I got a deaf cousin.
Of those fancy, new surround-sound systems.
He killed my damn dog and now he wants a million dollars?
Gonna start a turkish bath.
About that triple homicide over in Bemidji...
Pleased to meet ya.
And not from some casual chat.
I was 19, so stupid.
That's okay, I'm not.
Burned alive by the romans. You know what he said?
I... he was a really dangerous looking fella,
You Greek orthodox?
Yeah, that's sweet, but about the money?
Joint task force situation.
Drags poor Phil out by the necktie.
No, I told him I was interested in some insurance,
Nice guy too, super. Such a pity.