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00:22:45
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed.
You've got a little scratch on your cornea. You're gonna have to wear a patch.
- Ross, could you pass me the yam? - Sure.
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
[IN PIRATE VOICE] So you made her walk the plank, aye, matey?
This sucks, because I already got her this briefcase and I had "R.G." put on it.
This is a movie stub from our first date.
Okay? They have had a very difficult year, what with the robbery and all.
See, I'm not completely devoid of sentiment.
Oh, I'm gonna take a nap. Turkey makes me sleepy.
He just mumble something in Italian.
...but he only slammed the door once.
So how long you gonna punish him?
CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: Look, I never should've kissed your girlfriend, and I'm...
- I just... I screwed up. - Yeah, you did.
I just thought I'd try and apologize over the phone...
Oh, my God. You actually exchanged it.
- Oh, they're hug. RACHEL: Aw.
I want you to be my friend again. I swear I won't say another word tonight.
You've sentenced him?
Wow, why do you wanna get rid of her so badly?
So I don't think we can see each other anymore.
- So you're gonna take this thing seriously? CHANDLER: Absolutely.
I know. I mean, it's like me and your dad, that's a totally separate thing.
Hey, hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly.
See, I'm not completely devoid of sentiment.
Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter.
...this year maybe we could do Secret Santa and then we each only buy one gift.
Otherwise, you're just an idiot in a box.
So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh?
[IN PIRATE VOICE] So you made her walk the plank, aye, matey?
Oh, you know what, though? It's a girlie briefcase.
He's really picky about his patients.
See, I'm not completely devoid of sentiment.
Oh, and Joey's got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.
Oh, I'm gonna take a nap. Turkey makes me sleepy.
And merry Christmas from your Secret Santa.
Wow, why do you wanna get rid of her so badly?
All right, I gotta call my mom and ask her a left-handed cooking question.
The towels are hanging next to the sink. And you can use the fancy soap. Ha, ha.