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Clean the gunk out of the mouse.
and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
and the infield blern rule is in effect. Right?
Hand-carved from meteorite by the robot founders...
I'll hold a grudge against every last stinking one of you...
for the annihilation of the human species...
a few shred of moldy, old robot pornography.
lift that space bale.
Get the intruder.
They're bat boys, ball polishers, sprinkler systems...
Act now and you'll get this Bender action figurine.
Was that original or the remake?
before steroid injections were mandatory.
Plenty of humans have mistreat robots...
I heard they unscrew our lug nuts at night...
Even now, humans are lurk in our playgrounds...
yet in the end, he succumb to a harmless sharpened stick.
It's inhabit by robots.
Oh, that's the old, abandon adult bookstore.
Can they really breathe fire...
We interrupt this sound file...
Friends? That activate my hilarity unit.
He froze up again.
Your honor, I intend to demonstrate...
Well, then it's settle.
A newly arrive refugee from earth...
but I'm genuinely not a human.
can seem utterly insignificant.
The humans are hereby sentenced to live as robots live on earth.
It's perfectly safe to let our guard down...
or C, a large properly formatted data file?
Is blernsball exactly the same as baseball?
Everyone needs to return to the office immediately.
Hmm, so they finally jazzed it up.
Silence! Come forward, Bender.
Oh, kind of like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes.
We're close enough that when you...
Professor, turn me off quick.
So far, so good.
Aw, that was uncalled for.
They're stupid, putrid cowards.
Humans will never come to our defenseless little town.
- This planet is completely uninhabited? - No.
by a murderous crew of radical robot separatists.
as well as some of the more cunning monkeys...
to bring you a terrifying announcement.
Here... use the ceremonial killamajig.
And a corrupt government of incompetent robot elders.
- at an alarming rate? - Uh...
It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes...
whose irrational hatred for humans...
They will perform tedious calculations...