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My Hermes got that hellhole running so efficiently...
There's nothing kinkier to me than a filthy slop jock like you.
Morgan Proctor, Bureaucrat, Grade 19.
# They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter #
just trying to find the washroom there.
Enough friendly banter.
They'll bust me lower than a limbo stick...
could you tell us where all these canister end up?
There's nothing kinkier to me than a filthy slop jock like you.
# We'd treat people like swine and make 'em stand in line #
in regulation disappointment.
a batch of your famous jerk dip.
that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions.
Bender's on a hot streak.
so I'll stamp the pavement with my flabby body.
I'm surrounded by neat freak every day.
on Spa Five, the sauna planet.
he'll be looking down the business end of a shrimp fork.
That's right. She fraternize me.
Either way I'm demote to a tiny cubicle.
She scold and hit me.
rekindle my lifelong love of bureaucracy.
As your superior, I hereby relieve you of duty.
Guys, uh, I swear those are prescription.
I only gamble with chumps.
But I'm warn you...
A skunk knock over my garbage...
I stole them off some lucky guy...
Then it's settle. Hermes will relax...
I assign me. I accept.
I chuck the professor at her...
Yes, but you only stamp it four times.
isn't suppose to fraternize.
Lost something?
# He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks #
Sorry. I spent all day...
It's criminally inefficient.
Geez, Hermes, you seem awfully calm about this.
Bureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct.
At severely reduced pay, of course.
Welcome aboard.
We're getting nowhere slowly.
As your superior, I hereby relieve you of duty.
Well, those arguments aside, we're still going.
why did it take twice as long as scheduled?
Congratulations indeed.
The inspector will be here in exactly one second.
Fry, I will speak to you alone.
Hey, sometimes a guy gets lonely.
Finally, the last form of the day.
over a year late for work at this point.
Not so fast.
It's all coming together now.
Then you should have filed a request 20 years ago.
"It was lovable old Bender."
But your bureaucratic license will be revoked...
# Born to be all obsessive and snotty #
I was young and reckless.
It's criminally inefficient.
# When I was two there was a tidal wave in... #
I'm surrounded by neat freaks every day.
Geez, Hermes, you seem awfully calm about this.
I loved her because of the part of me that's desperate.
Oh, I am broke.
some kind of outer space potato man.
# They say we're anal, compulsive and weird #
Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?
Notification of romantic entanglement.
That's okay, Hermes.
For I was blind but now I see.
he's become all quiet and helpful.
I get it. Reverse psychology.