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By a scallop's forelock. What's with all the beer, Fry?
I got busted robbin' that bank again.
He's convinced he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him to work in the lunchroom.
By a scallop's forelocks. What's with all the beer, Fry?
You'll notice he no longer suffers delusion ofhumanity.
I sure do! That's the real robber!
- You old lunatic! How ya been? - Ah, not bad. Not bad.
Now, my caddy's chauffeur informs me that...
are the people who tend to my pore at the spa.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...
And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs.
Wait here, Bender. I need to get a disguise.
The doctor says you are making great stride with your exploding problem.
- So, when were you plannin' the breakout? - I'm thinkin'...
What do you say we plead insanity?
The C.I.A. Cafeteria menu for the week of May 15 is as follows:
I'm sure a wealthy...... mule farmer like yourself...
The charge is bank robbery.
Here you are, sir. Your account is now overdraw by four dollars.
But he doesn't want to appear soft on people who've been falsely imprison.
Still pickin' up transmissions from the C.I.A. On your teeth?
You gotta get me outta here. I would have starve to death...
Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.
But I'm not a robot like you! I don't like having disks cram into me.
What do you say we plead insanity?
My roommate explode. Oh, you gotta help me, Bender.
I admire your style, Roberto.
I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chop up into a patty.
I am a battle-droid, sworn to protect the weak from crazy robots.
- What'll I do when I retire? - I thought you were retire.
I'm sorry I spill the transmission fluid, Mommy.
Police! You're bust!
I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
You'll notice he no longer suffer delusions ofhumanity.
You were admit to this robot asylum.
a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invest.
to the asylum for criminally insane robots...
But he doesn't want to appear soft on people who've been falsely imprisoned.
Look! I barely exploded at all.
Mr. Bender, I hereby commit you...
Why would you hold up the same bank twice?
a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested.
But now, it's nearly over. So long.
but it went exactly like this.
Especially 'cause I didn't squeal on ya, remember?
Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes...
The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
Why else would human women refuse to date me?
maybe a few seconds ago.
ever since you ruled that being poor is a mental illness.
I sure do! That's the real robber!
At least I have friends on the outside. Bender's been no help at all.
- Pleased to meet you. - Actually, we've met once before.
And I'll never forget his name as long as I live.
My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs.
He's very excitable. So don't say anything to surprise him.
Just send them both to the robot loony bin and let's go.
I got busted robbin' that bank again.
My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs.
Bender, you should be more ashamed of yourself than usual.
He looks like a little insane drunken angel.
followed by Perennial Loser and bringing up the rear, it's Lasty!
Once they examine my fragile, naked, pink body...
Affirmative. I feel nothing. I am a robot.
A few months in an insane asylum? I could do that standin' on my head.
It's empty because you haven't paid into it, you dumb stinkbug!
The side that kicks your twisted metal ass.
- These fancy clothes do. - Negative. I must be a robot.
Sacred hog of Prague! That was my anniversary gift to La Barbra.
- Oh, you sad, worthless human. - Ohh!
I am a battle-droid, sworn to protect the weak from crazy robots.
Fry, just give a name! You don't want to look stupid on Court TV!