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00:41:44
Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley
1122
For what happened in hudson. Which is not an overreaction, I might add.
(vanessa carlton's "nolita fairytale" playing)
From aught-5. Uh-huh.
She was a groupie, and he was almost famous. Suddenly, my family seems so sane.
It's gonna be perfect! Look at you. Quite the chipper sous-chef.
Because last year, I got burned by dan's weak forward pass. Hey, hey, I was nursing a rotator cuff injury
(Jenny) sandalwood. It was like her own personal scent.
To step down from the committee for the snowflake ball,
Well, it wasn't because I like his natural musk,
Caterers?
(Nate) oh, no. Oh, no. Or maybe not. Sweetie, would you take her upstairs?
She's the one that got us exiled from the waldorf. Oh, I'm sorry.
My dad has a song called "rosewood." oh, but no, not that rosewood.
It's gonna be perfect! Look at you. Quite the chipper sous-chef.
Uh, bold choice of attire, mrs. Van der woodsen,
♫ ooh ♫
Sweetheart, I don't want to go. I have to.
(laughs) and a pint of old spice.
He's never had to earn a dime, and how do you think that's working out for him,
Take the cranberry sauce out of the can.
Brewery floor with a hint of secondhand smoke?
Because last year, I got burned by dan's weak forward pass. Hey, hey, I was nursing a rotator cuff injury
Unless it's what they're wearing on the runway these days.
I had to improvise since we were disinvite from the waldorfs
You didn't tell me your mom came home. Your wife despise me.
Oh, the blonde you stalk at school? Just the one.
She's the one that got us exile from the waldorfs. Oh, I'm sorry.
Insisted that I join you for dinner.
So you actually threaten lily van der woodsen
No, my mom sic out because she didn't want to be imposing.
May we please be excuse? Yeah, sure.
(anne) how dare you do that.
Is this really how you think I deserve to find out?
These smell great. Yes, so we can starve in a fragrant hotel room.
You grab the mashed.
And not get arrest, and he couldn't manage to do that.
Ew. Oh. No, no, no. No, I'm gonna faint. To repeat, we are not relate.
With what he took, he could have cure 30 headaches.
And reading a good book. But you're suppose to be with your family on thanksgiving.
Dan invite me, and eric's friends with his sister,
Wh--she kick you out of her house? What happened now?
Oh, no, you're early. I lie.
Because last year, I got burn by dan's weak forward pass. Hey, hey, I was nursing a rotator cuff injury
Emotional affairs are necessary to keep a marriage alive. And how many times have you been divorce?
Dad, please, wake up. Dad!
(eric) ignore my roots. Wait. Wait. What?
Have an oddly large kitchen table. What are you suggesting?
And you showing up here randomly doesn't make figuring that out
I guess I must have fallen back asleep.
Maybe he has nowhere to go. Mom, no one is more mad than I am,
And I mean aside from the superior fluttering eyelids
And besides, nothing hurts more
Apparently, I like the ones who get drunk on thanksgiving
Boys against the girls? Oh, definitely girls against the boys
What? Jews having been doing it on christmas since forever.
But twice? Wait. You slept with him?
Any easier. Am I the only one who thinks this is extremely weird?
That's certainly not how it felt
Yeah, well, not nearly enough time
I haven't exactly told my kids about my past.
Of this whole situation? What, and leave you all alone? Thanksgiving is our thing.
Sometimes because my dad's in town.
Then i'll go look at it. Otherwise, I'm not gonna.
I look forward to seeing you.
Almost. Her dad's gonna be home for the first time
That I actually remember. Yeah, I bet.
Got an eye lift. It's been good for her. My mom kind of left us a couple months ago.
Lil over for dinner anytime soon.
Now why don't you run along and change into something
Because I uninvited them.
Your one and only source into the scandalous lives
Enchanting?
These smell great. Yes, so we can starve in a fragrant hotel room.
You're about to witness the return of sober Serena. Oh, Nate! (laughs)
This is festive, yes?
Yeah, maybe, and then i'll have something to be thankful for. Oh, shut up.
Are you jealous you didn't get to sleep with him first?
This is unbelievable. You know what? I need some air.
Exquisite. Just say it.
Of course not. What a ridiculous accusation.
I don't want to be rude, but I should take this. Yeah, sure.
Come on, son. You're asleep at the wheel.
Rufus, it's lily. Um, your very persistent son
Lily seemed pretty upset.
Well, there were so many delicious choices
Big national holiday. You excited? Kind of am.
What I am surprised about is how it makes me feel.
Apparently, I like the ones who get drunk on thanksgiving
Any easier. Am I the only one who thinks this is extremely weird?
You should be more careful. You need to keep your hands off of her.
An emotional affair is just as bad as a--as a physical one. Oh, please, nobody's buying that.
Because last year, I got burned by dan's weak forward pass. Hey, hey, I was nursing a rotator cuff injury