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00:21:36
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
78
What, bust her windshield? Break her pinkie?
You neanderthal! Oh! Aah!
At least I'm getting some perks out of all this craziness
At least I'm getting some perk out of all this craziness
A jinx? Do you think I'm a jinx?
Your swipe-card wine.
Mitchell, superstition are a big part of sports. [ Sighs ]
Eggplant jelly?
Announcer: And with 4 minutes left in the second quarter... Yes!
Even after he jumped on that sex grenade for us.
Would you mind, sweetie?
Three hours on a splintery plank
I call "no bathtub." [ Door opens ]
He's, like, obsess with us.
as their children maim each other.
It's possible they misunderstood me
And we totally ditch him.
[ Chuckles ] Butterfingers. I spill my wine in the tub.
at that chicken fried steak for 10 minutes.
What, bust her windshield? Break her pinkie?
and [Sighs] you deserve better.
and "it" dump the captain of the basketball team for me.
and why deny yourself a little innocent fun?
Turn your back on your father, just spare me
Oh, shut up. No, I didn't.
I suppose on some level, it's possible
He looks downfield. Hit it.
And Manny's been acting very suspicious lately.
There's nowhere else to go!
I just couldn't take it anymore,
I mean, he's basically a hyperactive toddler
Luke! Seriously?!
Oh, absolutely not.
I am totally at the wrong room.
Your wife certainly hasn't. [ Telephone ringing ]
I got us the last room at a hotel nearby.
It sucks, and sometimes it's got to suck for a while.
Great. Oh, finally.
Pretty sweet one, too.
If I am a little dismissive,
I mean, he's basically a hyperactive toddler
it's only because of my harrowing backstory.
It is the creepiest thing.
Can someone please tell the Nigerian family
She was just using me to make her old boyfriend jealous.
And Manny's been acting very suspicious lately.
a hotel bath can be really quite relaxing.
I need to tell him I'm gonna be more supportive,
All of a sudden, everyone's just off.
Why do I feel like you're trying to get rid of me?
I always get so nervous
and why deny yourself a little innocent fun?