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00:21:27
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
67
[ Footsteps approach, keys jingle ]
Beef Wellington and a baked potato with all the fixin's? Yes.
Even possible Satanists enjoy a triple-cream Brie
♪ Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, watch them wade ♪
I hope the industrial polisher we brought wasn't too loud.
I worry about the poor chump who has to follow you.
Throw on a black turtleneck and some mom jeans,
I can't believe that that cutout's an actual person.
Was it Tommy joining his chum for a ménage à trois,
While others say the "orange fella"
into a papaya tree and the legend was born?
and now these miracle shears are no good.
I have to go out for a haircut anyway. Great.
where they infiltrate the ritual ceremony
We're here for the Chuckled Chums Convention.
But every teenager gets tease,
I'm beg you to make that call!
I-I can't return it anyway. I already dent it.
Wow, am I retire.
One time when I had just married Jay,
You complain and complain, I make the problem go away,
I know you were bother by that cutout.
so I stole it -- for both our sakes.
he barely acknowledge me.
I went through the bag they dump in the trash.
Every year we gather together with like-minded Chum lovers
in their windowless murder van, I-I ran upstairs.
Fortunately, Chuckle Chums
Lately, we've been getting negative reviews
he barely acknowledges me.
I can't watch this anymore.
Us again. Just triple-checking
Your hands are plenty dirty already, buddy boy.
It's obviously working.
Apparently, I don't know how to keep a kitchen clean.
No, definitely not.
They're mainly just an excuse for lonely people to go outside.
Yeah. I went twice last week.
I have to go out for a haircut anyway. Great.
in their windowless murder van, I-I ran upstairs.
for those creaky floorboards in the middle of the night.
that the "bigger one" is "nosy."
This grainy security footage is all the store sent?
Point is, we learned our lesson. No more snooping. Absolutely.
You have the twins, a spotless house,
Let's not turn on each other. It'll make us sloppy.
"irrational meddling plus homosexual."
What are these creepy things?
because of its size and pristine condition.
Jay, but you've never been jealous like this.
Because I can't accept a gift if it's just a shiny
We're avid collectors.