Name: Karla
Released: 2018-09-08
Cast: Tom Kenny, David Herman, Sarah Chalke

1) fluffer

I was a fluffer on the set of 12 Angry Men.
2) blub

blub-blub-blub ...motorboat his bunghole.
3) puto

[Hispanic accent] What do you want, puto?
4) drumstick

Please, Dusty, hurry! I'll suck your dick for a drumstick!
5) tater

You want some mashed 'tater?
6) freshener

That's the freshener that's in your old car, you son of a bitch!
7) testicle

Sorry again about your testicle, Bullet.
8) ravioli

cut him up into pieces, hid the body inside mini ravioli across seven states.
9) cherub

You're an innocent cherub with an enlarged heart full of gold.
10) droplet

I extracted DNA from saliva droplet in your breath
11) backseat

Why is there a homeless man in your backseat
12) spat

Look, lovers' spat happen.
13) mayonnaise

with a mayonnaise jar full of shit?
14) bagel

Mel Gibson tests better at the bagel shop near the Wailing Wall.
15) tortoise

You'd better hit the gas, Robbie. Grand theft tortoise is a felony.
16) cheddar

with one of our delicious flaky cheddar biscuits.
17) fucker

Everybody, it's the car fucker!
18) stash

That was my flour. It was my special, secret stash of flour.

1) outdo

Oh, you've really outdo yourself.
2) reinvest

I told you that I'm reinvest everything back into the business.
3) swipe

-Aren't you glad you swipe right? -I should head out. I have an early start.
4) puke

some won't like being puke on
5) reckon

You are clearly a force to be reckon with.
6) tickle

It just tickle the piss out of me.
7) swear

I swear to God, Dusty, you can't do anything right.
8) smash

After you've smash his little balls, don't throw that away. I might eat it.
9) sweat

If I were 560 pounds and sweat gravy just trying to wipe my ass,
10) remind

Which remind me, when do I get to officially meet her?
11) steal

You're lucky we stole this fire truck. Delbert, hit the siren, man.
12) deserve

I figure that, hey, I deserve my own place,
13) smell

Hey, your hair smell pr--
14) dump

The last girl I dated dump me because I like this giant robot dinosaur called--
15) mess

Nobody mess with Pedro Pooptooth.
16) calm

It calm my chakra.
17) soup

The force couldn't afford to give me a squad car so I soup up my own.
18) extract

I extract DNA from saliva droplets in your breath

1) uncontrollably

I watch them run around with no heads, their bodies twitching uncontrollably,
2) abruptly

On a completely unrelated note, did you hear Dusty's business abruptly shut down?
3) somehow

And now somehow I'm able to get him.
4) somewhere

somewhere I can yank my snossage without Hopson offering to help,
5) obviously

And obviously the sex couldn't be better.
6) definitely

And mine might not be the longest, but it's definitely the skinniest.
7) exactly

Dusty, what exactly did you put in that chicken?
8) sometimes

I cut off their heads. Sometimes, I don't even use a knife.
9) fucking

Are you fucking serious?
10) finally

Hey, this is good, Dusty. Really good. You finally did something right.
11) especially

especially not your skanky old car!
12) outside

I'm going to go ahead and finish my lunch outside.
13) actually

Ow! Actually, Kevin, I'm not--
14) soon

Soon. Soon.
15) along

Which is why we brought your little friend along.
16) enough

I guess their wings are big enough after all.
17) fast

Stop and go. Not fast, but slow.
18) together

Sorry. I just miss you so much when we're not together.

1) untraceable

and likely making untraceable calls to Colombia.
2) unbleached

and some unbleached flour I found hidden in the pantry.
3) depraved

Because it's disgusting and depraved!
4) weirdo

Since giving Karla to my son, who, as we can see now, is not some weirdo loser,
5) spousal

is spousal abuse.
6) disgusting

Because it's disgusting and depraved!
7) ashamed

Does she even know about us? Are you ashamed of me because I'm a car?
8) oversized

Hey, you take oversized comedy checks, right?
9) jealous

I understand you're a little yappy dog who's jealous because everybody loves me
10) addictive

It's true that every dish is Addictive and delicious
11) unrelated

On a completely unrelated note, did you hear Dusty's business abruptly shut down?
12) enlarged

You're an innocent cherub with an enlarged heart full of gold.
13) ridiculous

That's ridiculous!
14) fried

5K for fried chicken? Dusty, I say we partner up.
15) relaxed

12 relaxed men when I got done with them.
16) dumb

Dusty, you dumb-ass!
17) delicious

It's true that every dish is Addictive and delicious
18) rid

Damn it, Dusty! Get rid of these goddamn chickens!

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