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00:11:21
J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin
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the lovable scoundrel shtick? CLASSIC RIGBY!
Yeah, the perp full name is Doug "The Doppleganger" Shablowski.
the lovable scoundrel shtick? CLASSIC RIGBY!
I got a meatball sub I gotta eat!
Okay, how does Rigby like his BLTs?
- Yo, Doug-ay! - Hey, fella!
No lettuce, no tomatoes, hold the bread and double the bacon!
A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM!
- Favorite cereal? - Sugar-frosted marshmallow clusters!
A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM!
Amusement park mascots!
There's some sock in case you get cold.
This sounds like a scam.
You must feel like idiot! Am I right?
No lettuce, no tomatoes, hold the bread and double the bacon!
Lawsuit. Now get to work.
Dude. Celebration hug?
They both can't take a punch.
We mow that lawn in its face!
Only the real Rigby whine that much.
Whatever. It's not like you can hire someone to do your work while you slack off.
He's been pull this scam all over the country!
I guess Rigby's just kinda...
This is where you'll be sleep.
That's it! He's finish!
Alright, let's get you fit to your new job!
Thank you so much for this job, Mr. Rigby!
Paycheck? Oh, you mean this one?
Is that the sound of somebody who wants to be fire?
Twas the best nothing I ever receive!
Gotta cover the finder's fee! Remember?
This sound like a scam.
Name's Doug, sir. I'm look for a job.
Dude, I love working with you, man!
Go ahead! See if I care!
Is that the sound of somebody who want to be fired?
Yeah! Finally done!
Otherwise, you're on toilet duty for the next THREE MONTHS!
Dude, you almost hugged me!
What? Doug's actually pretty cool.
Can I come along, too?
Later!
Doug, this has gone too far!
See? It's easy to copy somebody else.
I gave it to you two hours ago.
Wow, this is the most I've ever been paid!
I love working hard, know what I'm saying?
Plus, the real Rigby would never hug me.
Do it again! DO IT ALL AGAIN!
It's an inch too tall.
I'm the only one around here who hires and fires,
Only the real Rigby whines that much.
Whoever gets them right is the real Rigby,
This is where you'll be sleeping.
the lovable scoundrel shtick? CLASSIC RIGBY!
Ain't got a lot to be thankful for.
Unbelievable!
"Hey, I'm Doug! I'm easily impressed because I have a small brain!"
It's an inch too tall.
A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM!
You got friends, a job, a nice warm bed...
Well, I don't mean to be negative,
What? Are you serious?!
Dude, it's like, dead-on!
The dark circles around his eyes,
Man! I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a job!
Nice impression there, Mordecai!
I think this is gonna work out just fine!
Alright, alright, that's enough!
That's probably not as fun as it looks.
They both can't punch very hard.
Dude, impressions are the low form of comedy.