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Ricky ticky tavi, beyotch!
# Summer and tinkle, friends to the end #
That's a fake-ass catchphrase right there.
Uh-oh! Somersault jump.
Or maybe there's only one deceiver here...
Shut up, Morty, you brainwashed, little turd
I was on the wrong side of the pitchfork on this one.
- I didn't mean to... - I'm gonna have a bruise!
Do it! Do it, motherfucker!
Now that I possess the mighty staff of rah-gubaba,
And that's why I always say shum shum shlippedy dop!
# Ketchup to the salt, salt to the fry #
is a magic ballerina lamb that we've never seen.
or an awkward fart on a road trip?
No! Don't flashback!
The jig is up!
Not in never past bedtime land!
photography Raptor take a picture.
We could be infest with these things.
I'm crouch in the elevator shaft, but hey, I'm walkin' here!
# These memories that we cherish #
These telepathic little bastards, they embed themselves in memories,
when you rotate back to the world, Frankenstein?
Shi-i-i-i-t. I'mma bust a...
Now that I possess the mighty staff of rah-gubaba,
and our planet will be destroy if they get out.
Aw, shoot. It was suppose to be a surprise.
Uh, my... my wife shot a long-time family friend.
Grassss taste bad-ah.
But uncle Steve taught me how to ride a bike!
Are you losing your mind?
that spread through fake memories,
Have you forgotten the barbecue?
Well, of course it happen.
I guess. That's why I aimed for his shoulder.
Everybody remain calm! This is gonna take some explaining.
Why don't you make me, implausibly naive pubescent boy
for 230 bucks apiece easy!
Look at me! Don't... don't fall asleep!
Yeah, don't forget his incredibly vague back story.
You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy.
Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that,
I don't want to go to the dance alone.
Perhaps I'm biased, but if that story never happened,
He's been living here almost a year now.
He's actually Frankenstein's monster.
Well, yeah, duh-doy. Took you long enough.
Reminds me of that time we all got stuck in the elevator together.
I don't give a damn what else happens out there.
I tried to shoot Summer 10 minutes ago!
- Thanks, uncle Steve! - Best uncle ever!
You sure about that, Rick?
At least when I'm disgusting, it's on purpose.
Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole. I always could count on you.
Why don't you make me, implausibly naive pubescent boy
At least when I'm disgusting, it's on purpose.
This is depressing.
or an awkward fart on a road trip?
Yeah, don't forget his incredibly vague back story.
I will admit it's suspicious that Summer's only friend
Haven't we ever had an uncomfortable silence
You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy.
Look, I'm not used to being this unsure for this long.
Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry,
but, you know, on a planetary scale.
Nicky was the reason we found that old Nazi submarine.
I know we all have beloved memories of Rick,
of your dumb, little ass and about six of them are pleasant.
Everybody remain calm! This is gonna take some explaining.
but this house has been infested with fake loved ones
Oh, my god. Are you drunk?
to wash our hands when we get back from outer space.