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Rick and Morty » Season 3 » The Rickshank Redemption

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) blooper

and your favorite sports blooper?
2) teleportation

You know the worst part about inventing teleportation?
3) boner

You want to see my first boner,
4) teriyaki

"Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty.
5) curfew

There's a mandatory curfew, their weird calendar made me 47,
6) overkill

I-I was using ghoulish overkill!
7) standoff

"Fake gun, shoot me in standoff."
8) patriarch

I've rep[burps]laced them both as the de facto patriarch
9) doodle

[ Squeals ] Ooh, your little flappy doodle are twitching.
10) moron

I wasn't gonna let her die, you fucking moron!
11) shovel

So, if you really want your grandpa back, grab a shovel.
12) improv

and six years of improv workshops.
13) tortoise

[ Sniffles ] Horses live longer than tortoise now.
14) villain

And, well -- well, he's not a villain, Summer,
15) patriotism

and it technically counts as patriotism.
16) abort

It's a trap! Abort! I'm still in his Shoney's!
17) militia

D-99, this is the commander in chief of the Citadel's militia.
18) motto

That's my motto. One thing still perplexes me --

Verbs

1) misjudge

I feel terrible that I misjudge you.
2) perplex

That's my motto. One thing still perplex me --
3) interrogate

he'd be interrogate at this facility,
4) topple

But watch closely as Grandpa topple an empire
5) fabricate

about a totally fabricate origin story.
6) teleport

We just teleport into a galactic federal prison.
7) arouse

Does that mean you're arouse, or did you just get a signal
8) renounce

We'll be lenient if you renounce your Rick.
9) invent

of you invent your portal gun.
10) admire

I admire you, Rick. [ Farts ]
11) abandon

Stop saying his name! He abandon us.
12) threaten

He threaten to turn me in to the government,
13) roast

Good roast Cronenberg, I assume.
14) doom

It's doom. This has to be C-137, you guys.
15) accomplish

Mission accomplish, boys. Pull me out.
16) settle

Phoenix Person? Is that what we settle on?
17) minimize

The risk to me is minimize if I wait for you to shoot her,
18) lace

I've rep[burps]lace them both as the de facto patriarch

Adverbs

1) emotionally

Emotionally speaking, honey, Shoney's is my home.
2) technically

and it technically counts as patriotism.
3) basically

You basically killed us all!
4) somewhere

I-I'll bring you somewhere, Summer.
5) obviously

Obviously, I get her.
6) apparently

Apparently, S.E.A.L. Team Ricks suffered heavy casualties.
7) forever

[sobs] healthy forever.
8) eventually

Eventually, you're either gonna relax your cerebellum...
9) automatically

Actually, I think it shuts off automatically
10) immediately

We'll dispatch S.E.A.L. Team Ricks immediately
11) alone

Sir, Rick D-99 is returning from the mission alone.
12) sometimes

and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom,
13) fucking

Wow. This sauce is fucking amazing.
14) behind

you don't get to see -- the parts he leaves behind.
15) almost

Good pitches, kids. I'm almost proud.
16) super

He's more like a demon or a super fucked up god.
17) actually

Actually, I think it shuts off automatically
18) kind

I kind of had big pills for lunch, and I

Adjectives

1) unfeeling

that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling ghost.
2) ghoulish

I-I was using ghoulish overkill!
3) bummed

I'm bummed I didn't get to give that insect dick a test-drive.
4) nonstop

It's a nonstop party where all the guests
5) irrational

You're a rogue Rick -- irrational, passionate.
6) miserable

We're miserable, Morty!
7) jealous

You killed him because you were jealous of him.
8) centralized

What do you mean? I mean, our single centralized galactic currency
9) unregistered

Operating an unregistered portal gun,
10) insane

It's insane what you miss in prison.
11) rogue

You're a rogue Rick -- irrational, passionate.
12) dumb

Well, I'm just a dumb-ass bug, but it's possible Rick knew
13) infinite

your infinite selves.
14) delicious

called Szechuan sauce, and it's delicious!
15) rid

And then they got rid of it, and now it's gone.
16) decent

in the galaxy, you better give me a decent brainalyzer."
17) fake

Everything real turns fake. Everything right is wrong.
18) brilliant

Brilliant. Ha, yeah.

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