Name: My Own Personal Jesus
Released: 2018-12-17
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) riptide

It's like a riptide, sweetheart, pulling and pulling,
2) louse

Pre-natal lice?
3) testicle

I wouldn't have room for it, what with your testicle in my trophy case.
4) puke

You'll fart, pee, puke and poop in front of ten complete strangers
5) sneaker

Is that... gum or pigeon crap on my sneaker?
6) moron

Do you think I'm a moron?
7) embargo

Consider yourself cut off. Full love embargo, baby.
8) hammock

Banana hammock!
9) pebble

The pebble will make my ass look like a chocolate chocolate chip.
10) poop

You'll fart, pee, puke and poop in front of ten complete strangers
11) videotape

This is the monkey I got to videotape the birth.
12) sweetheart

It's like a riptide, sweetheart, pulling and pulling,
13) cracker

I'm kidding. I wanna get some of them church cracker.
14) pigeon

Is that... gum or pigeon crap on my sneaker?
15) outbreak

Standard procedure. What with the recent outbreak of pre-natal lice.
16) hatred

And all the hatred they had for each other
17) cheer

Trying to add a little cheer.
18) chromosome

Did Santa finally bring you that Y chromosome you always wanted?

1) loathe

I don't like bambersnoodles, I loathe dinkerwallows,
2) rejoice

''When they saw the star, they rejoice with exceeding great joy.''
3) shave

- Yeah, well... - We shave the baby.
4) beg

I already gave it to your mom when she beg me to marry you.
5) abandon

I feel abandon!
6) bust

That doesn't mean I don't love bust him about it.
7) punch

Newbie, I always punch the tabs out of my tapes
8) bend

hell bent on finding one of your little lost ducklings.
9) suppose

What am I suppose to do?
10) wake

None. It's like this when I wake up.
11) doubt

that I doubt I'll ever see the sun again.
12) push

Maybe Dr Cox had push me too far. Whatever it was, I told on him.
13) assume

I'm assuming, since you already took everything else,
14) lose

but they lost the signal. I don't know what to do.
15) spend

When you spend every waking moment in a hospital,
16) happen

Baby, what happen?
17) guess

I guess that means he respects me a little.
18) wear

I can't believe I'm wear a suit at 6.30 in the morning.

1) intently

who'll be staring intently at your vagina,
2) certainly

I could certainly jot down some of my...
3) exactly

I know exactly what you're trying to do, but...
4) immediately

She needs to deliver immediately so let's get...
5) finally

Did Santa finally bring you that Y chromosome you always wanted?
6) deep

A baby can stir something deep down inside you, you didn't know was there.
7) especially

Especially the way they bring people together.
8) actually

You're pregnant. Pretty far along, actually.
9) near

It was a miracle! First of all, the man was near dead. Then he comes out.
10) along

You're pregnant. Pretty far along, actually.
11) often

is how often you feel like there's no one to turn to.
12) far

You're pregnant. Pretty far along, actually.
13) together

Then we gonna stitch 'em right back together.
14) else

so I'm just gonna go get you someone else to talk to.
15) ago

He was bald when he was in here a few minutes ago.
16) ever

Excuse me, Nurse Teresa. Have you ever read the Bible?
17) least

I can make you see God again, or at least call out his name.
18) always

Turk's always been good at rallying people.

1) insensitive

I don't want to sound insensitive, but why don't these people have any money?
2) frightened

- I'm frightened. - Do you have a second?
3) sassy

Gosh, Marjorie, aren't you sassy today?
4) pathetic

- How pathetic is that? - Do it again.
5) neurological

I'm sorry, it's been two weeks, and your son shows no neurological improvement.
6) feminine

When you're defensive about your feminine side, it makes you more girly.
7) abdominal

19-year-old with abdominal pain. She's eight months pregnant.
8) ridiculous

- You're ridiculous. - I'm telling you it was a miracle.
9) defensive

When you're defensive about your feminine side, it makes you more girly.
10) bald

He was bald when he was in here a few minutes ago.
11) gorgeous

- What a gorgeous head of hair. - That's funny.
12) innocent

How am I supposed to believe in someone that's gonna let innocent people suffer?
13) gross

I've seen them, they're real and gross.
14) mad

If he was really mad at me, he would have stayed and yelled at me.
15) sensitive

Excuse me, Sally Sensitive, I don't remember asking you anything.
16) dear

Dear God, Judy, how much product do you use?
17) aware

Are you aware that you're in everyone's way?
18) amazing

And then something amazing happened. They connected.

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