Name: My First Kill
Released: 2018-12-19
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) pericardiocentesis

I'm gonna schedule a pericardiocentesis and drain it with a needle.
2) haunch

and not hold him by the haunch? Yeah, he has hip dysplasia.
3) flapjack

- Maybe I'll have flapjack. - They don't have those.
4) trichotillomania

Do people with trichotillomania pull their hair out?
5) groomer

Your sign doesn't say "live dog groomer."
6) snout

Rowdy was 48 inches from snout to tail. Steven's only 46 on a good day.
7) purebred

He's a purebred. It's genetic.
8) sobriety

But he's super-serious about his sobriety. He's been to rehab six times.
9) racetrack

You were on a racetrack, Mrs Carter.
10) shocker

Isn't that a shocker? You don't care about something important to me.
11) albumin

I forgot to write the order for his albumin drip
12) cataract

during your cataract surgery.
13) murderer

Thanks for that "everyone's a murderer" speech. Nice scare tactic.
14) tactic

Thanks for that "everyone's a murderer" speech. Nice scare tactic.
15) omission

That wasn't a scare tactic. Eventually, everyone commits a sin of omission
16) bulldog

Long time recovering heroin addict. Bulldog. That's what it was.
17) squirrel

What happened to all the cute little squirrel, Flo?
18) fisherman

She's been sleeping with a commercial salmon fisherman.

1) haemorrhage

and he haemorrhage and died.
2) betray

Why? Because you betray me? Betrayer.
3) rethink

Mr Daniels, we have rethought things and decided you should have that procedure.
4) scare

So anyway, after Dr Cox scare them, no one wanted pizza or punch,
5) wax

I got my eyebrows wax.
6) smell

It smell like Rowdy.
7) overcome

paint the picture of someone who has not overcome his addiction.
8) gather

Mr Daniels, some fluid has gather near your heart.
9) kick

or doesn't act quickly enough, and somebody kick the bucket.
10) lie

If you were a real friend, you could've lie, made out with me.
11) burn

and it will be burn into your conscience forever.
12) murder

and hope that the guy you murder is a jackass with no family.
13) prove

But I happen to be, as always, the exception that prove the rule.
14) pull

Do people with trichotillomania pull their hair out?
15) decide

Mr Daniels, we have rethought things and decide you should have that procedure.
16) replace

you replace his dead dog with a shorter replica...
17) lose

Said the lose who lost.
18) forget

I forgot to write the order for his albumin drip

1) admittedly

Killing Mrs Carter, though admittedly bad for her,
2) luckily

Luckily, I'm a professional, and professionals finish the job.
3) ultimately

Ultimately, it'll drive you crazy
4) besides

Besides, I had bigger problems. I had to do Mr Daniels'procedure.
5) basically

I mean, he's basically a link to his childhood.
6) somewhere

- Why? - I need you to go somewhere for me.
7) obviously

Obviously higher-ups.
8) definitely

Definitely. Thirty-five, married, good job, cute little boy, great dog.
9) forever

and it will be burned into your conscience forever.
10) eventually

That wasn't a scare tactic. Eventually, everyone commits a sin of omission
11) twice

First things first, I counted the ballots and someone voted twice.
12) absolutely

Absolutely loved the leg warmers.
13) sometimes

Plus I sometimes wear a cape. It's probably all in my head.
14) deep

Like "Don't jump off a bridge if you don't know how deep the water is. "
15) almost

- He's guardin' your shoes. - He almost gave me a heart attack.
16) outside

Can I talk to you outside?
17) enough

or doesn't act quickly enough, and somebody kicks the bucket.
18) later

Then later that third day...

1) schizophrenic

I have to see this schizophrenic patient. It's already 6.00.
2) rowdy

No, not Rowdy. This is Steven.
3) persuasive

Well, I guess I was a little more persuasive than I thought.
4) eleventh

This is, like, my eleventh slice.
5) embarrassed

You have nothing to be embarrassed about.
6) overwhelmed

I've noticed some of my residents are overwhelmed.
7) risky

This procedure's too risky now. We should wait.
8) inflatable

on that inflatable ball." It was quite the display of girl power.
9) pep

I'll be more than glad to give your residents a little pep talk.
10) patented

It'd be nice if you gave 'em one of your patented pep talks.
11) stuffed

If things get dicey cos it's a bunch of stuffed shirts,
12) upset

I don't get why Turk was so upset about Rowdy.
13) fatal

As I was contemplating how easy it would be to make my first fatal mistake,
14) nervous

- He was nervous. - Oh, like a little bird.
15) drunk

Don't listen to him. He's drunk on cheese.
16) ethical

Very ethical. Why don't I open the floor
17) weird

The weird thing was that I was a little happy.
18) careful

Because if you're not careful, you can cause a pneumothorax.

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