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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Look what I did, Eric. I learned how to make sumi-e paintings.
to a flagpole and then gave him a hacksaw
He's fat and he has all this pent-up energy...
First of all, no video games until chore are done.
And all the while your uterus slowly shrivelling away,
- Suck my asshole, taco bender. - See?
Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
- Suck my asshole, taco bender. - See?
And to show my gratitude,
Dogs show their dominance by nipping each other on the neck.
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.
Well, nice going, asshole, you made my mom cry.
You can tell from his stance he's still aggressive dominant.
Now you can give him a snack.
Oh, my goodness. I can't believe it.
No, you are asking him a favour. Don't ask a favour.
then why don't you just go brush your teeth and go to bed?
I'm a child and I am entitle to attention!
I rehabilitate dogs, I train people.
See, the child thinks your world revolve around him.
Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour"
He spit in my mouth!
Don't reason with it, don't argue with it, just dominate it.
and then told him I had poison his lunch milk
Probably get mug and gang-raped by some minorities.
How dare you?
We've gather a team of world-class nannies
No, kill her! No, she's making you suffer!
learn he's suppose to follow you, not lead you.
Good, just keep your confidence, shoulder back, eyes straight ahead.
Kyle puts a pillow over my mom's head, and Stan shoot her in the face.
You project the dominant energy and he will pick up on it, I promise.
Little Billy Turner is now being treat at the hospital.
and I've decide I have to kill my mom.
He's losing weight and he's doing what I tell him.
Well, what if I took you to Kentucky Fried Chicken afterward?
But I'll get by somehow.
I'll just go sleep on the street somewhere.
eventually you will see a change in the personality.
Mrs. Cartman, I know this is extremely difficult,
And what exactly keeps me on the stool?
Could I perhaps have
I'd almost forgotten how artistic I was.
That's super interesting.
I'm just going to get down as soon as you move.
This is about me, the child is lucky enough to come along.
This is about me, the child is lucky enough to come along.
- Let's sing it together in harmony - Let's sing it together in harmony
What else are you feeling, Eric?
Have you ever heard of a show called Nanny 911?
Sure you do. You're a great mom.
See, once again I am the one going for a walk.
And one dog is always dominant, the pack leader.
You see, you were calm, assertive and in control.
We won't reward him until he's in a calm, submissive behaviour.
but that inside he's still the same angry, spoiled child.
But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile.
But, frankly, we believe his behavioural problems start at home.
You're sterile, is that it?
and leave the house, leaving the back door unlocked.
You little bastard!
We need him to become relaxed and submissive.
I guess now we see just how supportive friends can be.
Mom, are you deaf?
Yeah, Mom, it's okay, it's grapefruit and lean ham.
Doesn't hurt the child, just let him know I am dominant.
the child's attempt at aggressive, dominant behaviour.
I'd almost forgotten how artistic I was.
You see, you were calm, assertive and in control.
Sounds divine.
But there's no child too tough for Super Nanny.