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South Park » Season 19 » Tweek x Craig

00:22:24

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

139

Words to remember

Nouns

1) seme

In yaoi art, the seme, or "top,"
2) spaz

We thought you were just a spaz,
3) uke

is usually dominating the uke, or "bottom,"
4) altercation

was in an altercation at school today.
5) quarrel

Just a lovers' quarrel, probably.
6) breakup

We just have to stage a fake breakup
7) sweetie

Oh, look, sweetie! Someone sent you flowers.
8) moonlight

with "Craig and Tweek: Moonlight Dance."
9) rumor

a lot of rumor flying around.
10) temptation

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
11) bro

I don't care about that, bro!
12) intercourse

Yaoi, anal intercourse, Maui Zaui.
13) asshole

if you wanted to take a gander at Tweek's asshole?
14) guideline

but you still have to follow some guideline, all right?
15) emotion

Yaoi is a blend of emotion and beauty
16) spike

But you've got spike, man.
17) spark

You just need a little spark of magic.
18) detention

You want two weeks detention instead?!

Verbs

1) spout

♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
2) attract

You are wasting your time. I'm not attract to guys.
3) refuse

They are dogs who refuse not apologize
4) pee

and then I pee in his mouth just for fun.
5) introduce

who have introduce us to an art style called yaoi.
6) realize

I realize that, and I'm sorry.
7) demonstrate

as demonstrate in Heather Nishimura's
8) pull

You think you can just pull that shit you pull at school,
9) decide

I just don't understand how it's decide.
10) draw

Well, but then why would Asian girls draw them like that?
11) seek

♪ And in the darkness we all seek ♪
12) happen

I guess something happen at school today
13) guess

I guess something happened at school today
14) expect

Something to be expect in relationships.
15) touch

"Craig, is it all right with you if I touch your penis?"
16) seem

Yeah, Stan seem really perplexed.
17) pick

They just pick who they pick,
18) waste

You are wasting your time. I'm not attracted to guys.

Adverbs

1) damn

Everyone's so damn happy,
2) aside

♪ Put cares aside for just a day ♪
3) somewhere

Okay. Now we're getting somewhere.
4) apparently

Apparently, there were no affirmative-consent issues,
5) finally

I'm so glad that Craig is finally happy.
6) instead

You want two weeks detention instead?!
7) almost

Okay, okay. The date's almost over.
8) actually

How the hell do they actually make people ga--
9) kind

'Cause I think you're kind of cute.
10) far

You're going too far, dude.
11) together

Me and him aren't together! Why is this happening?!
12) usually

is usually dominating the uke, or "bottom,"
13) else

You'll just have to go be gay with someone else.
14) sure

He sure is. Come on in.
15) always

and, um, so it's the way it's always been.
16) never

And I want you to know we've never been so proud of you.
17) again

You better not fucking push me again, man!
18) too

And do you think I'm cute, too?

Adjectives

1) believable

You just follow my lead and try and make it believable, okay?
2) whimsical

Kelly Zhou goes a bit more whimsical
3) miserable

you make yourself miserable your whole life.
4) jealous

Why? Are you jealous?
5) vague

♪ Life was simple, problems vague ♪
6) lame

Oh, don't use that lame shit on me, man.
7) irrelevant

That is completely irrelevant, okay?
8) delicate

Go talk to him, Randy, and be delicate.
9) affirmative

is that you understand affirmative consent.
10) insane

What?! Are you insane?!
11) supportive

Since they are gay, we want to be supportive.
12) dumb

♪ Some of it's just really dumb ♪
13) forbidden

"Tweek and Craig: Forbidden Love."
14) fake

We just have to stage a fake breakup
15) damn

♪ No one can lift the damn thing ♪
16) sad

The whole town is sad. Cupid Me, you have to help.
17) romantic

If there is a romantic relationship here,
18) korean

I don't know. That was Korean. I'm Japanese.

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