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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Oh, the old succubus syndrome.
this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era
How would you like some fish sticks and tater tots?
I have to wear these bandage for 3 days.
Third cubicle on the left.
My antics go right to the funnybone!
And now a special sharing of vow through song.
And I said, "we'll take a graham crunch."
We had taco salad that night!
It's okay Pap!
and get some leather holders for our pager, you wanna come?
Well, aren't you cracker just cute as a dickens.
Alright mister!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
because he's a goddamn asshole,
♪ 'cause you're thinking with your dong ♪
He's a big guy with a beard and a Chef's hat.
A demon from hell sent to suck life out of men!
It says, "the succubus enchant its victim with an eerie melody,
We almost starve to death at lunch today!
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
I can't, it's staple to my head!
Yeah, usually when he ditch school he still shows up for lunch!
You bastard!
Dudes, now my eyes are screw up.
He trick me!
And the monster bent down and said,
I quit.
...So I chase the monster down the street, you see!
And I realize that I had done that myself!
He's asleep, wake up, fat ass!
Veronica surprise me at the office and took me out to dinner.
You bet!
Because my eyes suck.
Oh children, I'm sorry, I forgot.
Veronica spent the whole day sharing her favorite poems with me.
It's something even you will have to face with each other someday.
"only playing this melody backwards
We can't fall asleep, we gotta nail that song!
When all of a sudden a huge creature--
You damn monster get away from my baby!
Yes, there's obviously a problem with your eyes.
♪ And you think you'll feel that way forever ♪
We eventually came back to my place and really hit it off!
Normally we go to Chef with our problems,
They look exactly the same!
We just have to get him alone
♪ Sometimes you fall in love ♪
We almost starved to death at lunch today!
Oh dude, super weak.
I'm just gonna take them off as soon as I leave.
I went to my son's room and sure enough, there was
♪ We've got to find our way together ♪
Yeah, usually when he ditches school he still shows up for lunch!
I said, "damnit monster, get off my lawn!
Do you Chef take this woman as your lawful wedded wife?
leaving the 5th and 6th seasons hideously stagnant.
Meaningless sex is fun for 20 or 30 years,
Yeah, he's gonna be so thankful we told him!
Maybe, is it possible that we're just jealous
He said, "my imaginary friend, Goo-Goo the Dinosaur wants it!"
Do you Chef take this woman as your lawful wedded wife?
Oh she's so adorable with little pig tails 'n all.
My asshole eye doctor made them all diabated.
Well it was about that time I got suspicious, I said, "Chef,
Chef looks like a skinny little white guy!
Alright mister!
He's asleep, wake up, fat ass!
This... is insane.
and it was all bent over me.
and rip your goddamn nuts off with my bare hands!
Oh, he's so excited about the wedding!