Name: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) kindergartener

Especially a kindergartener dwarf!
2) hase

Nows wes hase it!
3) ringworm

Perhaps the great ringworm of Bailey is about!
4) snot

There's three snot-nosed little fourth graders out there
5) caper

I mean, was it like Crotch Capers 3?
6) toffee

with toffee ice cream and Magic Shell. Hurry now!
7) villager

five to the gloondock villager of Gelgendor.
8) fella

Hey, fella, mind if we take a little rest?
9) genitals

put each other's genitals in their mouths.
10) crotch

I mean, was it like Crotch Capers 3?
11) sorcerer

There's no time for rest, sorcerer! Keep up!
12) pecan

You must bring me a piece of pecan pie
13) videotape

Boys! Boys! Where's the videotape?
14) neighbour

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
15) temptation

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
16) jew

The great wizard, the skilful ranger, and the covetous Jew.
17) intercourse

It shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse.
18) asshole

Stop acting like a bunch of asshole!

1) hase

Wes hase our preciouses!
2) amass

I have amass this army of sixth graders
3) lurk

We're seriously, High Elf. Something very evil lurk in this tape.
4) foresee

Perhaps the One Videotape has some power we have not foresee.
5) retard

No, you retard! The video store.
6) spout

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
7) haunt

If this copy of The Lord of the Rings is haunt,
8) thrive

where Skorn first thrive in the kingdom of Gelgala.
9) behave

This copy of Lord of the Rings made the young Butters behave quite oddly.
10) oppose

and I say sixth graders are oppose to water.
11) retrieve

And so, the tape was again retrieve, to be brought back to Stan's house.
12) smell

I smell fourth graders!
13) defeat

But for now, the sixth grader army was defeat.
14) trap

There's four of us! Kenny's soul is still trap in Cartman's body!
15) reward

Do this, and you will be greatly reward.
16) screw

- We're screw. - Wait! A drop box!
17) shut

That's what lost means, stupid. Kenny, shut your goddamn mouth!
18) solve

Okay. Problem solve.

1) oddly

This copy of Lord of the Rings made the young Butters behave quite oddly.
2) luckily

Yeah, luckily Cartman's big enough for the both of us.
3) accidentally

We accidentally put a porno in the Lord of the Rings box.
4) nowhere

This is great. We're in the middle of nowhere and
5) wherever

This tape makes people freak out wherever it goes.
6) besides

Besides, if our bikes get wet, the chains will rust.
7) somewhere

and then taken it away somewhere.
8) forever

Well, Sheila, we can't shelter our boys forever from these things.
9) indeed

The One Videotape is sought after, indeed.
10) immediately

Very well! We shall embark on this quest immediately, Father!
11) alone

It is too far and too dangerous to go alone.
12) perhaps

Perhaps a reward is in order? Gold? Frankensteincense?
13) sometimes

But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man,
14) finally

Oh, boy! Finally I get to see it!
15) quite

This copy of Lord of the Rings made the young Butters behave quite oddly.
16) especially

Especially a kindergartener dwarf!
17) therefore

Therefore, I think it is a job for you, Talangar The Black!
18) almost

Yeah, it almost looks like...

1) covetous

The great wizard, the skilful ranger, and the covetous Jew.
2) depraved

is seeing more and more depraved sex acts!
3) vile

It is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever made.
4) careless

- How could you two be so careless? - We're sorry!
5) onward

And so, the party journeyed onward!
6) embarrassing

Oh, my God! This is gonna be so embarrassing!
7) lame

No, Butters! Look what it's done to you. It's made you even lame than before.
8) awful

This is awful!
9) merry

If it isn't Robin Hood and his Merry Men!
10) twisted

It is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever made.
11) crap

Man, that's crap.
12) rid

That gets rid of them.
13) precious

Did you bring back my precious?
14) noble

Oh, but you are noble heroes! We know our thanks is enough!
15) stupid

Yeah, stupid.
16) okay

Maybe it's okay for them to see an adult film.
17) mad

Boys, we're not mad at you. We just want to talk to you.
18) dangerous

It is too far and too dangerous to go alone.

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