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00:10:36
Greg Cipes, Scott Menville, Khary Payton
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if you ever get superpower
and became a superhero instead.
...like tall buildings, waterfall, ladders, horses and chairs.
You want some real tragedy, bro?
...placed me in some old raggedy capsule
- Let us out. - Oh, my goodness, help!
and the advent of industrial farming.
the protector of the good kitties of the city.
that dang raven just bit me!
Oh, except Doggy Bane once cracked my spine
At that time I was a young circus acrobat,
...like tall buildings, waterfalls, ladder, horses and chairs.
carrying an incurable disease, an experimental serum.
I vow to bring the mean puppies of the city
This city belong to me, Joking Dog.
and shot me into outer space like some sha-wow!
Then boom, I crash landed on some random farm here on Earth.
Oh, except Doggy Bane once crack my spine
so they decide to take me in and raise me as their own.
They lost their farm and are now homeless.
Later I discover I had all types of cool powers.
who ride a cat as though it were a horse.
but I guess not.
I was born on this doomed alien planet
It begin many years ago,
He die too young.
It's all so plausibly tragic.
So basically I gots this sick ring from an alien
Not exactly, but this is indeed a juicy, pulpy tale.
Not exactly, but this is indeed a juicy, pulpy tale.
instead of not doing some good.
And that's how I ended up here on Earth all super like.
Later I discovered I had all types of cool powers.
"Hey, I should do this more often."
with you as Batman and everyone else as cats and dogs.
It begins many years ago,
if you ever get superpowers
but I sure am grateful for the work.
Oh, except Doggy Bane once cracked my spine
carrying an incurable disease, an experimental serum.
my poignant origin story.
that dang raven just bit me!
thinking about how rad and fearless I is and such things,
Ah, he is again telling the depressing tale of his childhood.
I was just a helpless baby boy slipping through space all by my lonesome.
I was born on this doomed alien planet
Using my departed kitties' vast fortune I built
To save me, my loving but questionable alien parents...
thinking about how rad and fearless I is and such things,
If you want a tragic origin story, you should hear mine.
That was even more ridiculous than the last one.
but I sure am grateful for the work.