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00:22:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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and two dirty, stinking apes to throw faeces at each other.
Chris, be a munchkin and bring my bags inside.
Hey, Quagmire, I'm also getting a boat too.
That's a bad mud puddle. I wouldn't want you to step in that
- Could you pass me the oar, N-word Jim. - Thank you.
The couple has written their own vow, which they will now recite.
Look, I'm all for equality, but if you ask me feminism is about choice.
If we can endure the pain of childbirth, imagine what else we're capable of.
- Hey, neighbour! Where's your boat? - We didn't take the boat.
Oh, fudge! I broke a nail. Excuse me.
And, remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind.
Oh, beans! I can't get this spit curl to...
- It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. - Meg, can you change Stewie?
OK, OK. How many dirty, stinking ape does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A lump. A lump! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, beans! I can't get this spit curl to...
- It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. - Meg, can you change Stewie?
Then you got caught peeping in the ladies' locker room.
Oh, hey, Lois. I'm starving. How about a sandwich?
raft down the mighty Mississippi.
- I swear to God, Peter... - You call her Lois.
- Remember? - Oh, my God. That remind me.
Look, the only reason I got myself arrest was to find out what happened to my sister.
Miss Ironbox, I assure you this company in no way condones Peter's conduct.
I can't imagine how screw up your kids must be.
can be yours with almost no strings attach.
even if I was laugh my ass off and he was making me do it. Huh?
A week at a women's retreat. What the hell am I suppose to learn from that?
They laughed because it looked like you pee yourself, not because they liked your jokes.
I really appreciate all the hard work you did giving birth and mothering our kids.
- Peter, that just happened ten minutes ago. - Who cares? I bet nobody took the boat.
I teach a workplace sensitivity training class for the Women's Action Coalition.
Then you got caught peeping in the ladies' locker room.
This comic suck! He couldn't make me laugh
Honey, I'm glad you discover your feminine side,
- If you spent less time fixing your hair... - No, Lois. I'm late late!
Irrational and emotionally fragile by nature, female co-workers are a peculiar animal.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Obviously normal sensitivity training isn't enough for you.
Face it, your attitude towards women isn't exactly enlightened.
like buy that time-share, or not realise I taped over our wedding video with soft-core porn.
Sometimes I just can't believe we could make something so beautiful.
Good. I'm looking forward to it.
- If you spent less time fixing your hair... - No, Lois. I'm late late!
can be yours with almost no strings attached.
Chris, be a munchkin and bring my bags inside.
- Can we go soon? - Not yet.
This world would be far better if there were more men like him.
well, you wouldn't be cooking very fast at all, now, would you? That one wasn't very good.
Just beautiful homes and nothing else.
- Peter, that just happened ten minutes ago. - Who cares? I bet nobody took the boat.
You're acting like this is the first time I've ever done something stupid.
Boy, that lotion sure feels good.
Well, at least I'll be the fattest guy on Spooner Street to get a boat.
Lizzy, I know you feel alone and unattractive since your husband left you.
These wonderful homes on this beautifully secluded island
No. We're gonna have to do something drastic.
Irrational and emotionally fragile by nature, female co-workers are a peculiar animal.
They are very insecure about their appearance.
Each residence has 200 feet of pristine ocean front.
You are ruining our society and you should be ashamed!
Irrational and emotionally fragile by nature, female co-workers are a peculiar animal.
Irrational and emotionally fragile by nature, female co-workers are a peculiar animal.
I'd like to welcome Peter Griffin, who's here to get in touch with his feminine side.
- Do we still have that pregnancy test? - Are you insane? You can't have a baby.
We are conditioned to feel competitive with other women when we should be supportive.
I knew there was a catch. You have to sit through an awful time-share presentation.
Why are you upset? I never even knew you liked boats.
If men were as caring as women, we wouldn't have crime or violence.
Of course a man made it. It's a commercial, Lois, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.
OK, ladies. I'm gonna start with a Greg Louganis triple Salchow
That's so cute. You're just afraid that because you're a woman, you'll do something stupid,