Name: To Love and Die in Dixie
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) dib

Dang, I hope her brother don't already have dib on her.
2) wench

Our chance to put that showboating Canadian wench behind bars and you blow it.
3) possum

Ta-da! Possum surprise.
4) mullet

Oh, I feel so deliciously white-trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!
5) raccoon

It's in my raccoon wounds! Oh, God!
6) fella

Hey, there, young fella. Bringin' me good news today?
7) armpit

- And flyin' machines? - And perfume for your armpit?
8) tiara

And this diamond tiara. And this wonderful sceptre.
9) magma

and coronae, which seem to be domes over large magma chambers. Here's five dollars.
10) blister

I got blister on my fingers!
11) sweetie

That was Merle Haggard with "I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist". Next...
12) bourbon

It'll make you smell like Elizabeth Taylor. So I guess you'll smell of bourbon and Vicodin.
13) thug

I'm at this maximum-security facility, where a ruthless thug has engineered a daring escape.
14) momma

Mm. You smell like the inside of my momma's purse.
15) spit

We didn't have no money for a present, so we all just spit in a jar.
16) mister

That's OK, mister. I don't collect till the end of the month.
17) loser

Robert E Lee. I knew I'd find you here, where they seat the sorry-ass loser.
18) cellar

Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Mm.

1) drown

He saw his reflection, thought it was him and drown trying to save himself.
2) relocate

Until we catch this guy, you'll be relocate to the Deep South.
3) interrupt

We interrupt this programme for a news story.
4) declare

I hereby declare victory in the name of the Confederacy.
5) smell

- I smell a sitcom! - I suggest you start packing immediately.
6) assign

Jenkins and I have been assign to live here and watch your house.
7) mess

Chris mess it up by writing his school schedule and a list of his fears on the back.
8) pray

and they pray for death, but death won't come.
9) hang

Y'all interested? We take turns being sheriff. You just hang out here, eat pie and get drunk.
10) suppose

I suppose we're also not going with
11) invite

Ulysses S Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?
12) pee

Oh, no! Someone pee in my pants!
13) kick

That drunken idiot kick your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon Line.
14) bet

I bet if we fixed it up a little bit, it could be a piece of crap.
15) catch

Until we catch this guy, you'll be relocated to the Deep South.
16) suck

You suck!
17) engineer

I'm at this maximum-security facility, where a ruthless thug has engineer a daring escape.
18) lose

I'd lost all control of my bodily functions.

1) deliciously

Oh, I feel so deliciously white-trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!
2) positively

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
3) hereby

I hereby declare victory in the name of the Confederacy.
4) loud

You said it out loud. I heard you in the other room.
5) somewhere

Wait a second, I got a picture of him somewhere. Here you go.
6) definitely

No, it definitely doesn't go anywhere.
7) twice

- " Twice as tall as me, three times the girth - " Girth
8) absolutely

My daughter would absolutely love you.
9) immediately

- I smell a sitcom! - I suggest you start packing immediately.
10) late

Ulysses S Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?
11) actually

Actually, I made it with Shake 'n Bake.
12) kind

The weird thing is, kissing Sam kind of felt right.
13) ever

Haven't seen a newspaper in a couple of days. Wonderin' if you're ever gonna come back.
14) sure

- Aw, who needs 'em? You like Popsicles? - Well, sure.
15) least

Well, at least the TV gets decent reception.
16) always

Is Europe an option? I've always wanted to spend a year in Prague teaching English.
17) never

I hated TJ Hooker. And I never actually saw McMillan and Wife, although I was aware of it.
18) again

But, uh, would I do it all again?

1) muscly

- That's a nice muscly throwin' arm you got. - Uh, thanks.
2) dulcet

What are those dulcet tones? Why, this is the music of the angels!
3) fastidious

He's a slovenly liberal and I'm a fastidious conservative.
4) viscous

Layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock,
5) awkward

I'm so awkward!
6) drunken

That drunken idiot kicked your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon Line.
7) ole

"My big ole fat-ass baby loves to eat
8) skinny

You're so cute. You're like a skinny Garth Brooks.
9) decent

Well, at least the TV gets decent reception.
10) drunk

Y'all interested? We take turns being sheriff. You just hang out here, eat pie and get drunk.
11) weird

Man, was last night weird. I kissed a boy! But I really like him as a friend. His name is Sam.
12) attractive

You've been pitching that for an hour. It's not an attractive name.
13) romantic

it's just that I don't want a romantic relationship.
14) tall

- " Twice as tall as me, three times the girth - " Girth
15) mad

and the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being lazy?
16) quiet

- Boy, it's so quiet around here. - I know.
17) proud

We're so proud of you, Chris, for helping to put that horrible man in jail.
18) warm

Warm yesterday.

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