Name: The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) cellophane

In Superman II, what is the story with that cellophane "S"...
2) quagmire

Cleveland, Quagmire's sleeping with your wife!
3) knack

Well, I better tell Cleveland. I got a knack for delivering bad news.
4) culprit

Well, I think we're about to find out who the culprit is.
5) ulcer

Right. I almost got an ulcer after you shelled out $200...
6) golfer

So, Annika Sorenstam, you're quite the female golfer, aren't you?
7) mentality

with that "Riunite on ice, that's nice" mentality.
8) cpr

Lois, why the hell do we have to take a stupid CPR class?
9) testosterone

to get the testosterone going.
10) inconvenience

- That was a minor inconvenience. - Yeah, well, that's the idea.
11) cheek

with a tattoo on his left butt cheek.
12) lobster

It was a rock lobster
13) apprentice

"The life of a silversmith's apprentice was not an easy one!"
14) snack

Everybody likes a snack.
15) trousers

- I've got to get these trousers off. - Somebody call the cops!
16) soda

I see that soda up under your chair. That's all right.
17) emotion

He's probably bottling up his emotion. That's not good for you.
18) gentleman

Were you really having carnal relations with another gentleman?

1) shel

Right. I almost got an ulcer after you shel out $200...
2) betray

It's okay? It's okay to be betray by your wife and best friend?
3) revoke

- So they revoke your CPR card, huh? - Yeah.
4) apologize

Apologize? I cheat on you and you apologize to me?
5) insist

- No, I feel like I got off too easy. - All right. If you insist.
6) scare

Get back some of those boys you scare away.
7) suspend

Peter Griffin, temporarily suspend CPR...
8) forgive

Glenn, you sure you want to do this? I already told you I forgive you.
9) violate

You violate the sanctity of my marriage.
10) deserve

Well, I may not be perfect, but I deserve better than you.
11) disagree

I disagree, but I respect your candor.
12) admit

Well, I admit after a long day at work, I don't always come home...
13) destroy

Prepare to be destroy, Superman!
14) cheat

Apologize? I cheat on you and you apologize to me?
15) harm

No matter how much someone has harm me.
16) kick

- Hey, what are you doing here? - Loretta kick me out.
17) throw

that Superman rips off his chest and throw at the bad guy?
18) taste

It's hard, jagged, and taste like alcohol.

1) positively

Lucky there's a man who Positively can do
2) sometime

Well, we'll have to do this again sometime.
3) temporarily

Peter Griffin, temporarily suspended CPR...
4) besides

Work is their cocaine. Besides, look at them in their tuxedos.
5) definitely

Natalie Wood. Definitely Natalie Wood.
6) alone

- Leave him alone. - I hurt my elbow!
7) perhaps

[In pseudo-Czech accent] Perhaps here there are many unsuspecting foxes...
8) sometimes

Sometimes a woman wants to see her man be a man.
9) forward

You guys take it easy. No need to thank me. Just pay it forward.
10) almost

Right. I almost got an ulcer after you shelled out $200...
11) actually

I forgot. Actually, I have a thing.
12) kind

Listen, I thought the stuff that was there was kind of lame. So I put this up.
13) inside

- Peter, what the hell? - Joe, get inside!
14) later

Well, I'll see you later.
15) together

But, you know, that stuff about spending the day together tomorrow...
16) ever

I was thinking, you know, if you ever want to...
17) always

Damn. What is it about golf that always brings out the worst in me?
18) never

It never felt right! Please don't tell Cleveland!

1) carnal

Were you really having carnal relations with another gentleman?
2) jagged

It's hard, jagged, and tastes like alcohol.
3) unprotected

Or maybe all that unprotected sex put you here
4) embarrassing

Boy, that was embarrassing, huh?
5) pathetic

Cleveland Brown, you are pathetic!
6) ashamed

Don't be ashamed of your hand, Johnny Tremain.
7) lame

Listen, I thought the stuff that was there was kind of lame. So I put this up.
8) fond

Loretta, they have some of that three-bean salad you're so fond of.
9) skinny

All we know is it's a skinny white guy...
10) insane

- Trouble at the old mill? - What are you, insane?
11) awful

Yeah, Cleveland, this is Quagmire. Listen, I feel awful.
12) forbidden

I'm forbidden to smile.
13) loud

Sir, do you know how loud you were reading?
14) damn

- Get you damn hands off me... - You like it dirty, don't you?
15) rough

You got to get a little rough! Oh, God! Peter, hit me!
16) stupid

Lois, why the hell do we have to take a stupid CPR class?
17) okay

Yeah, you're gonna be okay.
18) mad

Doesn't he make you so mad you just...

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