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00:11:26
Jessica DiCicco, Grey Griffin, Catherine Taber
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- All the bridesmaid
♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪
- Socks and sandal?
- I'm gonna write an insult comedy routine
have to use smooth to get the chunk out.
I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days. She shoved a sandwich down my pants.
- You know, peanut butter will get that gum out.
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
But we advise keeping your umbrella handy.
- [shouts] Basic stealth ninja kick.
- Well, then you better get that gum out.
- Normally I don't care for inane human emotion,
- [sniffs] Ooh, watermelon lime!
Ah, why do people put empty jars back in the fridge?
that'll leave him in tear.
These are all the rage right now.
She shoved a sandwich down my pants.
- You guys are nut. She hates me. - That's a classic.
His ears'll be ringing for days.
She shove a sandwich down my pants.
I invent that one myself.
I'm so evil, sometimes I scare even me.
- How dare you bully our brother.
But we advise keeping your umbrella handy.
I don't want everyone getting involve.
It burn! Oopsie! - Ah!
and make him use the chip cup.
Like, you're so dumb you lock yourself inside your car.
- I assume that being of average intelligence, - Oh, yes, I'm sure it's just--
- My sisters have lost their minds.
- All grow up. [blows nose]
Well, guess what. Never again!
He wore cargo shorts on your date?
- I was born intimidating.
- You're being pick on.
has been upgrade to a sisternado warning.
That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard.
perfectly good gum on him.
Hence, I removed it and transferred it to Lynn,
whose brain apparently has ample room.
Take cover immediately!
I'm so evil, sometimes I scare even me.
- You need to give her a piece of your heart instead. I'm gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind.
Therefore I can only deduce that someone has been picking on you.
- I can't believe I almost wasted
as soon as I write it.
I knew it all along.
That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard.
- Well, at least you gave it a shot.
and make things worse, the way they always do.
She told me to never be myself. Your sister Lori gives great advice.
Well, guess what. Never again!
- Ugly jokes are always good too, like you're so ugly
- Of course not. - So, you are being picked on.
an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends.
- Right? Totally rad.
"Lame-O."
- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
- [shouts] Basic stealth ninja kick.
[girls squeal] - That's ridiculous.
- We'll start with some basic dumb jokes.
Sweet, innocent Clyde.
- ♪ In the Loud house
I'm surprised you didn't know. These are all the rage right now.
- Aww! - So romantic.
Ew, ew, gross. - I was born intimidating.
- Should I use chunky or smooth?
I'm so evil, sometimes I scare even me.
- So smart.
- I don't know, maybe they'd be helpful.
'cause then they'll want to get involved
- Don't worry, I do not have enough room in my brain