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00:11:46
Jessica DiCicco, Grey Griffin, Catherine Taber
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Why did the chickpea cross the road?
- I know! I'm pitching her the sweetest meatball,
Here comes the dessert projectile!
- Oh? She didn't pull out any cheddar?
but didn't make any joke or pun about it.
Or lettuce? Or bread?
Did you guys hear that the lipstick
Don't be a dummy. Come to my show!
- Your breakfast is toast!
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
Here comes the dessert projectile!
I'll be serving up a big slice of comedy at the Chortle Portal,
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Knock, knock!
I'm bacon you to come back!
Uh-oh! I dropped my banana peel.
Who would like a finger sandwich?
- You don't have to make excuse, Lincoln.
before Luan overhear us criticizing her.
Har, har! Get it, toot?
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
- I've calibrate my time machine
without having it propel into our faces.
If you scramble, you can make another!
- Oh, I owe it all to you guys.
Hey, Lola. Can I borrow a dollar?
If that joke knock you out,
- I got punched! - I got flush!
- I got punch! - I got flushed!
- I know! I'm pitch her the sweetest meatballs,
♪ Laundry piles stack up high ♪
Gas what? You're invite too!
- Ch-yeah! I solve it!
I promise it won't bite!
I crack myself up. [laughs]
Do you know what happen to my hairbrush?
Oh, Luan, you accidentally put your flyers in the trash.
to our first comedian, Lincoln Loud!
It'll definitely leave you feeling flush!
We can finally enjoy pie
- Felicitations instead of frosting?
Oh. You actually want a dollar.
- Are you gonna be done in here soon?
doesn't mean I can't enjoy someone else's comedy.
- Gee, Leni. It sure is wet outside.
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
- Oh, never mind. There it is.
Gas what? You're invited too!
Too much, man!
It's not even funny. It's just obnoxious!
- What? Why would you give up the thing you love most?
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
to send us back two minutes
and now she's giving up comedy!
It's not even funny. It's just obnoxious!
- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
that harsh stuff about you.
It'll definitely leave you feeling flush!
- Or... maybe we should just be grateful for the break.
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
- That was totally weird, dudes.
It's okay, Lincoln.
and we're proud of you.
- Gee, Leni. It sure is wet outside.
- I know! I'm pitching her the sweet meatballs,
she missed the perfect opportunity
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
It's sure to generate a lot of--
- 'Cause it looks really hard to me.
His delivery was a little crummy.
I'll be serving up a big slice of comedy at the Chortle Portal,
If I'm annoying to my own family,