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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
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No, Hayley, you're thinking of "The Splurge,"
Hazelnut omelet! Exactly!
We got one. Mittens!
(voice breaking) We can't afford tartar sauce!
She's a single mother with sass to spare!
working on a computer someplace, like...
Hazelnut, butter, eggs, veal, milk.
We have a reputation to uphold with our waitress, Trish.
Ah, ah, ah! Titty twister!
Okay, not to be a nag,
But you know that movie "The Purge"?
I have the perfect pair of khaki from...
Spy on this, nerd!
Wait, that seems a tad strong.
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
(door whooshes) That'll get you as far as the cafeteria.
my unproduced screenplay,
They have triple lock, fingerprint encryption systems.
Okay, I cull your bloatware, disabled running services.
I've been kidnap by three African guys,
Who betray me? Someone betray me.
Sorry, I can't hear anything when I'm munch my corns.
Oh, I'm disgust! You should be disgust.
It would've revolt me to see his limp wrist
Not anymore. You're what we call a "discard asset."
Your dad ditch you to go to Applebee's with his friends.
and we kept that bastard Fidel Castro
I was snoop on you,
No. That violate all the principles --
as it rub against my genitals...
but I think if you just sweep with less of a wide motion
because people steal great ideas.
A guy who knows that Amanda Duquette dig you.
Let's see what happens when I refuse to update your Adobe.
Dad. Dad, wake up. I did something terrible.
Tonight, you prove you are C.I.A. material.
They secretly monitor all kinds of communication,
Please, she accidentally ate veal this morning.
Dad, you think I could be in the C.I.A. someday?
Technically, you have to swipe at the top,
You're damn right it was!
I just needed to get you somewhere where I knew
I'm on my own... maybe forever.
Oh, that is truly horrifying.
Hazelnut omelets! Exactly!
and should be installed immediately.
Sometimes I wish I was a computer.
I'm not actually gonna clean myself.
Oh, enough. (toilet flushes)
(door whooshes) Later, traitor.
(door whooshes) That'll get you as far as the cafeteria.
We just did a mission together.
Really? Hey, do you ever listen to my conversations with Snot?
I've always wanted to eat a gorilla --
my unproduced screenplay,
Sorry about my goofball son, sir. (elevator bell dings)
Hmm. You hanging around all my badass colleagues.
Oh, I'm so disgusted with myself,
You sound a little ominous, Steve.
Hmm, with that limp handshake?
Where does my computer go when I'm asleep?
I feel so awful. How can I make this up to you?
a brave, big-chinned tough guy.
the dumb, old-fashioned C.I.A. way.
We got you on tape eating an endangered species.
Whoa, okay, fascinating. Will return to.
What you need is a vegetarian purge --
Steve, let me show you an informative film.
Be honest. It was delicious coming up, wasn't it, Hayley?
(gunshot, glass shatters) Aah! So loud!
If you want your precious hazelnuts, you sweep 'em up.
The crucial thing is we get those disks back.