Name: Shallow Vows
Released: 2018-03-08
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) musicologist

You hummed that song for me. I had a top musicologist beside me and he identified it.
2) curio

You could put it in a curio case. You could sew with it.
3) stench

before the stench makes me vomit.
4) chamomile

Alex Trebek, a chamomile tea and a chapter of Little Women, and I'm out by 8:15.
5) retainer

And I also stopped wearing my retainer. Why are you doing this?
6) fart

I notice you let out little fart all the time. It's cute.
7) vow

You know, I'm not so sure I want to renew vow with--
8) sag

I promise when you start to sag to subject you to risky elective surgery.
9) retina

They took its retina out...
10) persona

No, that you have children when your persona is totally fabricated.
11) dreamer

"We are the music-makers. We are the dreamer of dreams."
12) dope

Oh. So where is the big dope?
13) bum

It's starting to bum me out.
14) applause

[ Applause, Guests Sighing ] Move it along.
15) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
16) aisle

Two weeks from today, Francine, you will be here walking down the aisle.
17) scar

[ Groans ] My scar's burning.
18) treadmill

After you leave for work I do the treadmill until I throw up.

1) emanate

W-What he means is, your beauty emanate from within.
2) bruise

I don't want you bruise for the photos. That's how good I am.
3) soak

but the water soak through the bag.
4) ether

Last Wednesday when you were in the bath, I snuck up and ether you good.
5) sneak

Last Wednesday when you were in the bath, I snuck up and ethered you good.
6) scare

Oh, man. She scare me.
7) muse

Ooh! The muse have taken him!
8) wax

Then I wax my arms, legs and eyebrows...
9) smell

I smell chicken fingers, so I know you're in the room.
10) punch

You see that? I almost punch her in the face.
11) admit

While in your twilight state, you admit your regret.
12) kick

I could use a good laugh. My wife kick me out. Ooh.
13) appreciate

and all this time you've only appreciate me for my looks?
14) realize

But now I realize he only loved me for my looks.
15) throw

After you leave for work I do the treadmill until I throw up.
16) promise

I promise when you start to sag to subject you to risky elective surgery.
17) blind

I don't know what retinas are. What are you telling me? He blind himself!
18) taste

I guess I'd never truly taste your cooking before.

1) secretly

You didn't know what it was, but secretly wished you had walked down the aisle to it.
2) forever

"Forever yours, S." They'll know.
3) absolutely

Absolutely. We may be shallow, but our love is deep.
4) truly

I guess I'd never truly tasted your cooking before.
5) alone

Leave us alone, Roger. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
6) late

I forgot my bathroom key. So you're here late.
7) almost

for almost 20 years.
8) along

[ Applause, Guests Sighing ] Move it along.
9) usually

They don't even smell that bad. This one does, but usually they don't.
10) ever

That's the most moving story I've ever heard.
11) sure

I can't be a provider! Sure you can.
12) least

I must have told you that story at least 30 times.
13) once

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present to you, once again as husband and wife--
14) always

Oh, Stan. You always take such good care of me.
15) never

How did you-- I never shared that with anyone.
16) again

and told me he never wanted to be away from me again!
17) too

Oh, another joke. Shut up, Stan. You're too funny.
18) course

Of course. That's why I've planned to, uh-- to--

1) leftover

and bought the leftover Thanksgiving decorations from the half-price bin.
2) ruined

Everyone having a good time? Best wedding ever, right? I'm ruined.
3) cautious

I'm telling you, scrub that thing clean. If you think you're being too cautious, you're not.
4) intriguing

You're such an intriguing woman, Francine.
5) risky

I promise when you start to sag to subject you to risky elective surgery.
6) unbelievable

You are unbelievable!
7) sore

Needle and thread. Band-Aids for sore heels.
8) sensible

So I did the only sensible thing a man in my position would do.
9) shallow

Are you that shallow, Stan?
10) twilight

While in your twilight state, you admitted your regret.
11) rid

Stan, can you get rid of this fish corpse floating in my bowl?
12) bridal

You, idiot boy, put some stones on the bridal runner so the breeze won't take it.
13) fake

Fake hymens for those not-so-well-behaved Middle Eastern brides.
14) surprised

Yeah. I'm surprised how good it is.
15) spectacular

Not sure how, but Jeannie Gold is going to make it spectacular.
16) careful

Whoa, whoa! Francine, be careful.
17) stupid

That stupid monkey!
18) okay

That's okay. I'll just use my napkin.

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