Name: S.O.B.s
Released: 2018-05-14
Cast: Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi

1) relatability

We're veering away from relatability again.
2) quintuplet

Identical quintuplet, actually.
3) indignity

If you'd ever accidentally worked a day in your life, you'd know there's no indignity in it.
4) cavalcade

A cavalcade of stars.
5) ocd

OCD? No. I'm just cleaning up after Aunt Lindsay. She never turns things off.
6) sob

He can't seem to really attract a real audience, but I love the fat SOB anyway."
7) caterer

- Hello? - The caterer didn't show up. I used the club.
8) expulsion

but this sounds like an expulsion letter.
9) telegram

Oh, Gob. You could charm the black off a telegram boy.
10) salmonella

This is what you're making? Poached salmonella?
11) waiter

As what? A waiter?
12) smack

So watery, and yet there's a smack of ham to it.
13) stunt

Chareth the flirt, Rocky the risk-taker and Andy's stunt double...
14) penthouse

Back at the penthouse, however, lunch was long overdue.
15) cafeteria

- I'll be in the cafeteria. - Oh, he's such a pig.
16) madam

Can I get you something, madam?
17) vodka

- I will have a vodka, though. - What? Oh.
18) lipstick

pop on a little blue eyeliner and then plant a lipstick kiss on every one of 'em.

1) rewash

The cars are still off, and I rewash all the clothes.
2) destine

"We are sure that she is destine for great things."
3) poach

This is what you're making? Poached salmonella?
4) fluctuate

A student either learns and gets an "L," or they fluctuate in their learning.
5) thaw

Wait. This is the water I thaw the chicken in.
6) disgust

You think I like this? I disgust myself.
7) choke

Oh, and then that old racist woman choke on Buster's thumb.
8) scare

- How do you know about that? - I saw it on Why We Were Scared of the '70s.
9) threaten

And he says you threaten to poison him.
10) swear

Is this because I cheated off Maeby? I've never done that before. I swear.
11) owe

Donnie. Well, I guess I owe you an apology.
12) pretend

He pretend he's the great father all of a sudden and acts like he's all worried about me.
13) bust

- You got bust too? - No, I had a prior engagement.
14) poison

I said to the teacher... I said, "You poison her, I'll poison you."
15) dare

- What did I tell you? - How dare that Donnie Richter.
16) arrest

Tonight, an Arrested Development you can't miss.
17) cheat

Is this because I cheat off Maeby? I've never done that before. I swear.
18) arrive

Just then, Gob arrive and decided to have a laugh.

1) accidentally

If you'd ever accidentally worked a day in your life, you'd know there's no indignity in it.
2) meanwhile

Meanwhile, Lucille went to work...
3) ultimately

I think ultimately it's because he's afraid to express himself.
4) damn

You're damn right, you are. We can't have this happen. Not now.
5) exactly

I know this isn't exactly what you're looking for...
6) perhaps

that perhaps Maeby's tuition didn't have to go to waste after all.
7) sometimes

Sometimes it's the only way to stay in the game.
8) finally

is finally starting to become sympathetic and relatable?
9) deep

No. You know what? I think Donnie was right. I just wasn't digging deep enough.
10) instead

Instead of selling out, becoming housewives and waiters...
11) actually

- Well, don't blame me. - I was talking to Lindsay, actually.
12) enough

No. You know what? I think Donnie was right. I just wasn't digging deep enough.
13) later

All right, I'll listen to this later.
14) sort

- And to his surprise, she was sort of doing it. - You're sort of doing it.
15) though

- I will have a vodka, though. - What? Oh.
16) together

This family has got to stick together.
17) bad

You should know about bad-mouthing family members.
18) ever

You know, Mom, I think the only time you ever cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died.

1) relatable

is finally starting to become sympathetic and relatable?
2) nonrefundable

There goes that nonrefundable tuition.
3) nontraditional

Nontraditional mother. Yes, you're right.
4) obsessive

refer to as obsessive-compulsive disorder...
5) caucasian

I am a 16-year-old Caucasian male.
6) canned

Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we'd had forever...
7) shocking

The shocking final moments will be presented live.
8) suspicious

Michael was suspicious. I mean, think about it.
9) disturbing

The speech was disturbing, the food inedible...
10) racist

Oh, and then that old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb.
11) prestigious

Michael, it's the most prestigious private school in town.
12) accidental

Gob, meanwhile, was several days in to being an accidental waiter.
13) upset

I was upset.
14) sudden

All of a sudden I was the-the bad guy to her.
15) decorative

a head shot, some glitter and a decorative hand soap.
16) desperate

- The Bluths were desperate. - I assume you've seen this.
17) exceptional

- "Maeby is an exceptional young lady." - Exceptional.
18) unusual

And back at the country club, something unusual had happened.

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