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00:21:55
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
10
See all those bedsheet
You smell like a stevedore's shorts.
Family. Oh, barf. Sounds cheesy.
I mean, it's like your armpit threw up.
A bunch of Christmas crumb bums.
* Laeti triumphant
What is that awful racket? (muffled singing)
* In a one-horse open sleigh *
So you're just sticking peppermint everywhere, then?
can't be a murderer.
Um, where are all the candy wafer?
But we need your beautiful soprano voice.
Ow! Stop pinching my thigh.
Oh! Amity the albino polar bear cub!
I guess that kind of stuff does get the rumor mill grinding.
Well, they are some creative bastard.
and a loser, which won't be me, and bing.
I've cuddled a rhino baby, a tiger baby,
Unh. Aw, sugar plumb! (lights sizzle)
Ugh! He's so cute it disgust me!
Sorry about the knife. I was chop hazelnuts
No wonder the ice caps are melt,
down goes your house, the judge declare a winner
You're getting sacrifice. Oh!
I'm going to have my cash washed and wax.
You smell like a stevedore's shorts.
And Bob's house is the least destroy.
but I'm suppose to go caroling with my family.
I'm going to have my cash wash and waxed.
We finally shot up
Murdered! A delivery man went in there once,
I mean, it's like your armpits threw up.
You even donate to a zoo. It's nice.
You didn't know? We chip in
every damn year, I lose.
let's get started. Haven't you forgotten something?
and made an obscenely large donation
and then we'll go afterwards. (coughs)
and it'll be fine. Besides, you know
gingerbread houses, obviously.
Ugh! It's definitely a human sacrifice party.
So, just build it really tall and extremely unstable,
I mean, uh, generally they're...
It's just, sometimes this holiday
And finally,
Why did we hide instead of keep running?
where I was almost a casualty
Mr. Fischoeder, actually, I'm about to go
I actually think this whole thing is kind of sweet.
so, well, here we are. As far as those guys are concerned,
My mom and I used to build them together
born at the Bog Harbor Zoo only a few days ago,
A chance to give your kids the best Christmas ever.
And Bob's house is the least destroyed.
* Venite, venite
Oh! Amity the albino polar bear cub!
Do you find that distracting?
It's very shameful. (laughs)
I thought I was just being frugal and creative.
Uh, yeah. It's uh, some ornamental filigree.
Dad, you need a Venetian mask and a thong, stat!
Or a sensual grown-up party.
and I'm not jealous of you at all.
Can you believe that unbelievable bargain?
Yes, I'm in fierce competition mode.
They got married? Murdered!
is exquisite. Oh, uh, thank you.
is a very prestigious cuddle, Bob.
Calm down. Yeah, take a chill pill.
So, just build it really tall and extremely unstable,
in each founding family is allowed to compete.
What is that awful racket? (muffled singing)