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00:21:39
Daniel Tosh, Roger Black, David Herman
2030
Okay kids, a true survivalist always has a backup plan.
It's good to be here, speaking to the nub scouts.
Come on in, man, I got tater chips, candy, moon pies, whatever you want!
Don't say anything about the amputee kid.
70% cacao?
Same-sex bear molestation is just a misdemeanor.
I guess that explains why I got this duct tape and chloroform, right?
Do I look like a rapist to you?
That seems highly unlikely that that's what she's here for, you moron
Where the [bleep]'s that waffle house, shit-breath?
A bear cub's diet should consist of berries miller moth, and grass.
I can't believe Woody fired you just for killing all those orphan
- I'm not a liar. - That's a lie.
It is shocking that someone with your instinct is working here.
The footprint end here.
I don't know how to fly a chopper!
You cracker have fun working. I'll be taking a nap.
This is non-alcoholic vodka.
She doesn't even know that I spike her coffee.
Just last week, I saved a drowning man that was knock out by a jet ski.
Uh-uh. Steve, I guess you deserve to keep this for a while.
- You [bleep] shot me! - And this is hard to admit,
She's still kick your ass, Steve.
Don't forget I'm the one who rescue you
Wow. That den mother is gorgeous. I bet this will impress her.
He rob me! He rob me!
Well, they probably taste the same, right? I mean...
Today, I'll be teach you how to build a campfire.
So, I've decide to hire someone to help get this park back on track.
Oh, well, that suck. Gave it our best shot.
Listen, I'm sorry I assume you were a rapist.
I don't know what I'd do if I lost you, snuggly bear.
I guess that explain why I got this duct tape and chloroform, right?
'Course he forget everything now 'cause of all the brain damage.
I don't know what happen.
Well, I guess it is always me.
Technically, that's not affirmative action. It's more like star welfare.
Normally I don't give tours to liars.
You look like exactly like a rapist.
Sometimes it's a little tricky.
- You want a hit? - You know... it's getting kind of late.
Oh, that actually had a happy ending.
- You want a hit? - You know... it's getting kind of late.
That means he must be inside, you idiot. Come on.
You were here to take my ranger of the month title all along.
This car is goes fast!
We know it's always you. No one else gives a shit.
Ever since you found out that I'm actually good at my job,
Okay kids, a true survivalist always has a backup plan.
Take a close look, honey, because you'll never get to wear it.
That's right, brother. Black history month too.
They don't sell them around here, so, you know, I had to drive all the way to-
Anyway, down there is Brickleberry Lake.
Even your whispers sound fat.
No more junk food for you, snuggly bear.
I'm ashamed of you. This diet is for your own good.
Oh, great. Now it's awkward.
It is shocking that someone with your instincts is working here.
- He was alive when I found him. - This is unacceptable, Steve.
Affirmative action.
two-liter coke, and a cup of fried chicken fat.
Boy, I am stuffed.
If you weren't so dumb, I might be offended.
- Good morning, Malloy, How are you? - Your head is enormous.
Like for starters, he made that delicious breakfast you enjoyed this morning.
Wow. That den mother is gorgeous. I bet this will impress her.
That seems highly unlikely that that's what she's here for, you moron
Well, okay, I'm really excited to-
Remember that time you got drunk and thought the paper shredder was a vagina?
That's weird, because I'm pretty sure I said a minimum of 85% cacao.
I'm actually kind of sad to see you go.
I know it must be tough having a new ranger like me around.