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00:20:57
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
1305
The drug dealer got a B.A. in art history
I don't know if there's any kindergartener present,
I'll call the D.A. Rosa, you log this in.
- Also not interesting. - Excuse me.
a new departmentally issued phone.
Why does every perp have a nicer place than I do?
Quick update on the tagger situation...
on every urinal in Rikers.
All right, I'm gonna put you down for "bummer,"
Theft, vandalism, drunken disorderly,
I-I'm at the whim of the cosmos.
So basically, everyone's first eight guesses in hangman?
20.2 kilo.
He deface nine police vehicles,
Can you go be depress over there?
and getting seriously injure.
You're bust.
Which remind me, I'm gonna need
E.G., last week, she predict
You did get hurt 'cause Rosa punch you.
Second, I'm arrest your son,
What's insane is how you refuse
CPA, recently divorce father of two
The deputy commissioner threw my report
She also mention the letters "L" and "B,"
I just pull off? Thanks.
perfecter than perfectly.
which, as I say it aloud, seems like an unwise choice,
and he would let you do literally anything you want
Meanwhile, I'll be waiting in an undercover vehicle here.
every part of the job perfectly,
So basically, everyone's first eight guesses in hangman?
And apparently, they won't stop
She definitely is into you.
You know, normally, I would agree with you,
Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like a statue?
and he'd been eating yogurt earlier.
♪ Oh, you're alone
Sometimes, boys just need to be boys.
The universe is a cruel and vexing puzzle.
There are 12 keys of coke unaccounted for,
which, as I say it aloud, seems like an unwise choice,
I would have a sensuous encounter
of meticulous research, diagrams, and maps.
Yes. It was a rhetorical question.
She also made this really depressing prediction
Meanwhile, I'll be waiting in an undercover vehicle here.
as a Detective, third grade, which is literally pathetic.
Theft, vandalism, drunken disorderly,
I can make your life miserable.
Did you just say "genital-man"?
Good, I'm anxious to read it.