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00:21:28
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
75
Captain Holt! Oh, he can't hear me.
can we just choose a nice air freshener
so can we please drop the charade
- Ooh, are you finally growing a mustache?
A convicted pervert asked me if you guys could cool it.
- I'm not in the mood for your antics, Peralta.
Cheddar's regular dog sitter is ill,
She was a bartender at the Garbage Box,
the house might say "Jake's a liar, and I'm...
- Amy? - This is a cashmere sweater!
What's the vibe in here? - We're freaking out, Charles!
that slippery bastard gets farther away.
- Plus, there's this big, fat binder
- Aw! I boof it.
Boss impale her on a pole when he caught her skimming tips.
Then you guys just disappear.
that I freak out a little when she asked me out?
I don't know that I deserve to be happy.
- You two grab Cheddar's treats
and you sprint away at full speed?
Nailed it. - Ah!
- What? No. I was gonna say hang posters.
- Look, I'm sorry that I got you involve in this.
He was suppose to stay downstairs.
and my eyeballs get burn off.
or did you finally realize
Look, coming back from 12 years undercover
Amazingly, wearing Holt's clothes is our best option.
I've got a lot on my plate, emotionally speaking.
- I barely said anything!
- Ugh! I have got to stop living my life out loud.
- He's got to be here somewhere.
- Now, just because I'm definitely rich now
for today is the day I forever change.
- On second thought, maybe just sit exactly where you are
- How about I just leave you two alone?
Perhaps I should go to Paris.
- Ooh, are you finally growing a mustache?
instead of the usual 46.
My supe senses are a tool you can't afford to leave
What we have here is a fugitive situation.
and you know that slippery little bastard
- Fragile. I was gonna say fragile.
The smell of burnt sweatpants and singed leg hair
- No, that's insane, never gonna happen.
and it's cruel of you to keep bringing it up.
- Oh, he's so disappointed.
Heh, dumb stoner.
- Sir, I know you're upset,
that I'm grateful for your--
Something dark and urgent.
- Friendship is crap. I want a Ducati Monster 821.