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00:43:21
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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There was a picture of a lady on a bearskin rug,
You think our gardener's the only local perv surfing the web?
It is not the Ebola virus. It's chickenpox. You are being a baby.
There's just a small chance of sterility if a grown man gets chickenpox, so...
Susan, how often have you been having these involuntary muscle spasm?
If this is about Luis over-watering the hydrangea again,
I'm gonna need you to take a sobriety test.
It's your lucky day. I'm a whiz at changing tyres. Hop in.
Remember that time I had strep throat?
You planning on having an open casket?
Uh, you know what a rectum is, right?
Could you let go of my lapel, please?
I mean, your skin has, like, no pore.
Scott's a coward, so you could totally put the scare into him.
We have new neighbour, the Applewhites.
Survival instinct.
I beg your pardon?
I do have to confess that I have an ulterior motive.
You think our gardener's the only local perv surfing the web?
You took an oath.
Then why did you put out a gown?
Our little Gabby knows how to work a runway.
Scott's a coward, so you could totally put the scare into him.
that fester in our hearts,
who will have the cure for what ail us...
You don't have to get undress for this.
was infect with a dangerous kind of sickness.
I beg your pardon?
I won't say a word. I swear.
Pretend there's something wrong and admit me.
I realise that this whole process must be troubling for you.
The other nurses all warn me you were difficult, Mr Taylor.
You know what? I politely reject you,
The one I dump for you?
when they were arrest. I was not.
Then I guess we're screw.
Oh, you mean your having suspect me of murdering my husband?
And yet you got engage to the man who murdered your husband.
so I sort of fake all my symptoms.
This behaviour stem from the hurt feelings
So go ahead and get your stuff hung up and just get comfy.
It was suppose to be funny, a naughty little Christmas gift for my boyfriend.
But then again, these days, I think everyone's been lying to me.
I really appreciate this, Scott.
And yet you got engaged to the man who murder your husband.
Yeah. But now that I think about it, I bet it's just all the coffee I drink.
I know, I was freakishly flexible back then.
Maybe we could go out sometime?
They were growing increasingly concerned that their street
and I'm sure there is a woman out there somewhere
See, that was funny because you're so obviously not 50.
He's apparently from Chicago.
Exactly, and since you're immune...
Sure, they're not always dressed, and sometimes there's more than one.
Especially not people I like!
Yeah, I'm sorry to call you so late,
- you've actually thought about this. - Haven't you?
I'm sorry, I want to start your IV, but your veins are kind of bad.
As soon as it gets dark, we get rid of that body.
Rectum? Damn near killed him! It's...
Fair enough.
See ya later.
so I sort of faked all my symptoms.
Susan, how often have you been having these involuntary muscle spasms?
- It could have been something else. - Wait...
He left a while ago. He got a phone call from his girlfriend.
If there was ever a time to be neighbourly, this is it.
Sure, they're not always dressed, and sometimes there's more than one.
I worked so hard all my life.
He tried to be engagingly risqué.
He was a lowlife drug dealer.
I do have to confess that I have an ulterior motive.
They're secretive. There was a dead body found in front of their house.
repressed thing you got going on, huh?
Three, plus the tawny port with dessert.
Now, I know it's really cramped and uncomfortable, but try not to move.
who'll respond to your macho posturing.
That man is the most obnoxious, offensive, human being.
It could be neurological. It also could be based on an autoimmune disorder.
but I have the upper-body strength of a kitten. I need a brute!
They go out of their way to calm each other's irrational fears.
They're just thriving.
That's why I said 50 because it's absurd.
It could be neurological. It also could be based on an autoimmune disorder.
it's comforting to know that the door is unlocked.
If we take off right away, it'll look suspicious.
Now, I know it's really cramped and uncomfortable, but try not to move.
... Jim made the tragic decision to try to be funny.
he was delightful, but, um, I-I don't really know him.
I know, I know, I feel really awful.
He even tried gentle teasing.
Why are you everybody's best friend all of a sudden?