Name: The One with the Kips
Released: 2016-10-17
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) curler

Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.
2) rolo

You should live with Joey. Rolos everywhere.
3) vomit

...but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.
4) sweetie

Oh, come on, sweetie. I just want this weekend to be perfect, okay?
5) chopper

Okay, but let's do it now, though, because Chopper 5 just lost its feed!
6) lipstick

No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them.
7) bastard

- Oh, that poor bastard. - Mm-hm.
8) elevator

Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.
9) bust

Uh, so your weekend was a bust?
10) idiot

Or the idiot who thought he could drive...
11) crossword

Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles...
12) purse

Chandler stole a 20 from my purse!
13) opponent

If you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, 'Hi, Phoebe!"'

1) obsess

But I've been obsess about it all day and would love not to talk about it.
2) steal

Chandler stole a 20 from my purse!
3) assure

But I assure you, I will figure it out.
4) relate

Honey, come on, you live far away, you're not relate.
5) drag

Oh! It says he was hit by an ice-cream truck and drag for...
6) hang

Kip, my old roommate. We all hung out together.
7) suppose

We're suppose to be spending a romantic weekend together.
8) wash

I guess I'll get wash up then.
9) lift

You lift right out.
10) promise

You all promise you'd stay his friend.
11) taste

Maybe it was the kind of food that taste good at first...
12) suck

So that weekend kind of suck, huh?
13) assume

I always assume Phoebe would be the one to go.

1) sometime

I mean, it had to end sometime.
2) basically

So I'm thinking, basically, we pick it up, and then we flip it.
3) regularly

Damn it, this is regularly scheduled programming!
4) exactly

Why exactly?
5) alone

Pheebs, do you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
6) outside

Yeah. Um, Chandler, could I talk to you outside for a second?
7) kind

So that weekend kind of sucked, huh?
8) though

Ha, ha, okay. You know you're not, though.
9) far

Honey, come on, you live far away, you're not related.
10) together

So you'll never be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
11) else

If they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change.
12) sure

Oh, sure, yeah.
13) always

Um, well, that's because you always sleep till noon, silly.

1) overhand

"The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. Heh.
2) unbelievable

Man, this is unbelievable!
3) unacceptable

Our last ocean-view room was unacceptable to you.
4) ridiculous

Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous. I can't see you, either.
5) awful

It's awful, I know. Uh, it's... Heh.
6) fake

Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.
7) weird

How weird! Chandler just told us he's got a conference there. Huh.
8) romantic

We're supposed to be spending a romantic weekend together.
9) stupid

We're so stupid.
10) okay

- You're not gonna like it. - That's okay.
11) alive

LaPooh's still alive?
12) gross

Oh, gross, unh.
13) mad

Yeah? Well, that's how mad I am!

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