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00:21:42
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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but I can't find my pantalone."
[Jay] I gotta lay off these cannoli. Hey, Dad.
Really? What is it- suede, microsuede? Um-
Some kind of lambskin? It's very soft, you know.
¡Gracias! You didn't need to do that.
Look at his pants- no pleat. I like pants like that.
I owe a bookie 20 G's, and he's a serious guy.
And on the inside, it says, "Thank you for last noche,
- Put on a DVD. - Hairdresser Frederick Longmire denies he's responsible.
Manny, are you wearing aftershave? Yes, for my date.
♪ The snowflake button makes it cold, cold, cold ♪
That's weird, because your friend Shorty there- gay as they come.
You said you were displease, but that's hardly going medieval.
You gotta be kiddin'. Mm-mmm. No.
[Announcer] Angela says, after he colore her hair- Nice.
Hey, Mitch, how they hangin'? Hey, Mitch.
I wasn't offend by it. Well- [Exhales] I am.
Okay. Phil, I apologize for breaking the world's worst remote...
you owe me an apology for breaking that.
What are you talking about- gay? The guy used to be married.
You're completely bother by the flowers.
It upset you too much.
before he finally acknowledge it.
- Put on a DVD. - Hairdresser Frederick Longmire denies he's responsible.
- What are you doing? - I'm microwaving them so they look bad again.
[Calmly] Haley. Okay. Uh, let's see.
Oh! [Both Kiss Loudly]
overly complicated things in the house...
[Quietly] Don't cry.
I never said this out loud before to anyone.
You said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
I don't know what happened. They just, uh, somehow lost their vigor.
[Jay] So he says to his wife, "You don't love me anymore?"
Seriously? Yeah.
That's what I believe anyway, and I will till the day I die.
Just bring the club back. Go ahead. All right?
you're not exactly the best student.
You've never been completely accepting of me.
It's a good thing Lily doesn't have an ejector seat.
Excuse me. I said "very displeased." And I used my cowboy voice, so-
Right after one of the strang golf lessons of my life.
It's- It's a hunky Antonio Banderas type in silk boxers.
Face! Don't get all cocky, Phil.
That's a little disrespectful to you.
His heart- boom! Quadruple bypass. [Others Laughing]
That's why you came here? Dad, it's just more than a little insulting.
Turns out what he is is a lousy gambler,
I am so obsessed with this whole vampire thing right now.
Why create an awkward situation? That's all I'm saying.
The football players were so jealous, they wouldn't even let me and my buddies-
I think it's adorable that Manny has a date.