Adverbs

• 1) viciously

  maim and viciously disfigure Melanie Dorkess last year?

• 2) legibly

  legibly here on Zayday.

• 3) chock

  which is, like, chock-full of gays.

• 4) illegally

  from illegally breaking into private and school property.

• 5) desperately

  where young women desperately in need of role models

• 6) supposedly

  Supposedly, it was a super fun party.

• 7) technically

  Though-though technically, I'm not a police officer.

• 8) asleep

  in case I fall asleep and die.

• 9) incredibly

  You know, I find good parenting incredibly attractive.

• 10) nowhere

  of the Dollar Scholars House with nowhere to live

• 11) wherever

  they're gonna find you wherever you are.

• 12) literally

  literally the last question I would ask is:

• 13) somehow

  How do you know that this isn't somehow related

• 14) obviously

  You're obviously a psychopath and those ideas are insane!

• 15) twice

  despite having dropped turdlets off at the pool twice.

• 16) truly

  Because truly grinding down a body takes a lot of work.

• 17) certainly

  Well, somebody certainly is.

• 18) exactly

  exactly what you think it means.

• 19) immediately

  Okay? I will be notified immediately

• 20) alone

  isolated, alone,

• 21) perhaps

  Perhaps I was a bit too rash or...

• 22) sometimes

  That's it. Sometimes I picture myself

• 23) super

  And super confusing.