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00:48:19
William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky
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This is a woman who burned a hole in Liam's footie pajamas...
Last year, when I was singing madrigal, I started dating a boy in the choir.
Yeah, so please, stay on your barstool and just keep drinking.
Then there was the time at Mindy Carlson's sleepover...
Congratulations, Mom, you always knew how to pick them.
Oh, boy. Bet you wish you had that vasectomy by now, huh?
Thanks for putting money in my commissary account.
That's a nice outfit. What is that, uh, pirate wench?
I am a man of ample girth and length.
I finally get some luck and this douche with a video cam has to show up.
...with that bouncer at the Zebra Lounge. I woke up naked.
Drinker?
I hope I'm not interrupting a pajama party, Moni.
Frank, I made Belgian crepe with raspberries...
You'd need to prove incompetence. Do you have a case?
...and, uh, we do some chastity prayers. It's fun.
Grab him an instant oatmeal and a Pop-Tart.
-Have fun at school, sweetie. KAREN: Bye, Mom.
He humiliate me.
We could call the police, tell them Liam's being kidnap.
Oh, heh, I wept tears of joy.
Just give me a couple of more yell first.
Bastard's going to be beg me not to sue him.
I know that he ruin you.
I swear to God, he's not gonna take my son away from me. Fuck this shit.
-You owe her that much. -What about what she owe me?
So you pretend that she won a teddy bear?
Her mom walked in and freak out when she saw Mindy...
LIP: Borrowed it from Steve.
Fiona, you're upset. I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years.
You remind me of my first communion.
I know it bite the big one...
...and letting me protect you the way Jesus intend, huh?
Me and Bob deserve a family of our own.
Oh, wow, that roast smell amazing.
You only trick me into coming here to get some settlement money.
Honestly, sweetie, I don't know.
I repeatedly let him touch me, my breasts, through my shirt and bra.
So I'm doing both Kash and Mickey. Well, not so much Kash lately.
Fucking Monica. She can barely cook an egg. She didn't even make them lunches.
-Windows aren't boarded up anymore. -Yeah. Somebody did.
You obviously don't care. You've moved into this love nest.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an orgy...
Just drive carefully. You don't wanna get hurt down here.
Forever!
...and possibly my other siblings, and raise them as my own.
All right. The results say that you, Frank, are absolutely not my father.
...and for that I'm truly sorry.
...tt's totally worth it. Open up.
-He's from Evanston. -Won't be nearly far enough.
-What? -If I don't I'm gonna fucking hit him.
Law's pretty strict regarding parental rights.
Maybe your luck has changed, Frank.
But my father is a close relative. Most likely one of your brothers.
If I seem unimpressive in my Wranglers...
ere s so muc wanna as ou. Th ‘ h I k How's school?
We could be asking for the spousal support...
...and we'd have to prove your parents incompetent?
This is what you missed last week on Shameless‘
So embarrassing. I can't believe I let him do this. I'm sorry.
-They look unhappy. -Yeah.
I am a man of ample girth and length.
Frank, I made Belgian crepes with raspberries...
Yeah, like, uh, if we got the alcoholic gene from Frank.
...when she fell asleep smoking while nursing.
I know how disappointed you get when nobody's here...
Fiona, you're upset. I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years.
If I have to go see Mom conscious, I might commit a violent felony.
-What are we looking for? -Override parental rights.
I hope everybody's hungry.
-I know you've been naughty. -Stop following me.
Law's pretty strict regarding parental rights.