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00:21:45
Thomas Middleditch, Justin Roiland, Sean Giambrone
100
One hundred adults and their replicant were issued a Pupa
First day of school, baby. Whoo! ‐ Terry, stop acting like a spaz
I think we should invest in a racehorse because I want to go to Kentucky
‐ Oink‐oink, mother‐fuckah!
‐ I'm no snitch!
‐ Well, then look to your left and look to your right, motherfucker,
‐ Hey, does the Frisbee match the drape?
‐ Make way for my peep, beggar!
like in that movie "Whiplash."
and eat hot dogs with ketchup.
What's up with you dork?
‐ Heck yeah, dum‐dum, school rules!
‐ Or we could meet cool girls, join a frat,
‐ After this, let's do reverse cowgirl in the theater.
while Sisqo is more like plutonium
‐ We need to re‐facet the dorsal prism,
I bet you didn't know Shakespeare was the original rapper.
‐ I have to go home and watch "NCIS."
We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulate planet.
reanimate all the fetal pigs, and we can't prove this,
‐ Thank God we got the mattress with the fabric‐encase coils.
then you will be expel.
‐ And they make you shave your head.
and there's tons of hot people there who want to party‐slash‐do finger stuff.
or I swear to God I'll have you back on the streets before lunch.
Otherwise, I'd be bouncing all over the place.
‐ Delores, you gonna come and get tore up at my party?
I dump a Dixie cup worth of fuck juice in my pants
‐ You trap the chess team in an alternative dimension,
The Duke might have pulled the trigger, but you drag him into this whole thing.
‐ Well, this is interesting. ‐ That belong to The Duke.
‐ Can I just quit school? What does it matter anyway?
‐ Terry, shut up.
‐ Goddammit, Terry, you're suppose to know. You're the Pupa specialist.
If you shoot anyone, they'll become... super dumb and fun.
We just kick back and watch some movie trilogies.
I accidentally learned how to repair the lavatic reactor.
but we're reasonably confident that you gave Miss Kim a three‐month period
‐ Wow, I never realized that every school subject is basically rap.
‐ Obviously yes, but not in time for the test.
‐ Oh geez, that will take forever to wear off.
They are truly worthy adversaries.
No one's appreciated or even mentioned that I'm dressed exactly like Van Wilder,
‐ [quietly] God, that's so fucking cool.
Otherwise, I'd be bouncing all over the place.
but instead of thinking outside the box,
‐ If either of you are ever late or miss class ever again,
School is important 'cause it's super‐fun
‐ Go wait outside.
[Jesse grunts] Wait. Actually, go grab it from the trash.
Class is starting soon, Terry. Were you out all night partying again?
It was there all along. Just lower than I thought.
‐ It's called "T3D." It's not in 3D though.
‐ Not so fast! [grunts]
the lavatic reactor needs more Aa,
‐ My tough‐yet‐relatable teaching style is breaking through your emotional armor.
Huh. You'd think they'd be raring to get out here.
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
♪ ominous music playing ♪
‐ Heck yeah, dum‐dum, school rules!
Until the asteroid hit.
‐ We need to re‐facet the dorsal prism,
‐ Pepsi. ‐ L‐look, this thing is unpredictable.
‐ You're just jealous of my swish.
reanimated all the fetal pigs, and we can't prove this,
‐ Oh man, you know I'm too dumb to help.
‐ Hey, just 'cause I'm dumb doesn't mean that I'm deaf.
‐ This is about to be the most epic challenge of our lives.
An intense psychological mind game,
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
‐ Then why in God's name are you so excited to be at the school?
You both ruined the school year with your weird science.