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00:44:38
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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The good thing about this hat is you can angle it, like a heliostat,
by the sheer bigness of our surroundings.
of the sea-and-sand-dune pincer movement.
And I bet you any money he's saying "I had a misfire."
It smells of excrement!
I've even got a Beetle speedometer
The beach has got the sea haar on it -
which I shall get from a passing motorist, and I'll be on my way.
a prolapsed V8 hanging out of its backside
- The top bolt has come out of the shock absorber. - Right.
bonfire of the underpants.
There are two "cee". There's two "cee" here
So we hold that with the pliers from my multi-tool,
"Namib" in the local dialect means "big nothing".
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
"Well, that's the legacy of the world's worst dictator.
and cups and saucer and things in here.
Trees! Those are trees and shrub!
Oh, bollock!
That's reattach,
That is one reassemble shock absorber.
Yes? Now, you intersect it
We were also soak, frozen, worn out,
Something has just explode at the back of my car.
Bled that,
It's an abandon mine.
I've rather crudely rig up my torch,
wedge in the windscreen rail,
Richard Hammond emerge from the mist.
Whilst my colleagues embrace beer and bed,
and three gallons of water have simply burst out,
But as we thunder along,
That deserve a stabbing.
is how bad they smell.
and we were still trap.
the dunes refuse to open up and let us in.
I've rather crudely rigged up my torch,
Admittedly,
Luckily for Hammond, who could do with the company,
Underneath, it is a 1950s Beetle...
with our seemingly endless journey to the east.
Sadly, before our nature documentary could go any further,
incredibly vivid paint...
where we can get inland before the tide comes in.
it's all gone literally onto his exhaust.
It occasionally has a little misfire moment,
to find somewhere tonight near civilisation,
- Well, it doesn't fit! - It's obviously impossible.
Apart from anything else,
Sometimes, if you listen very carefully,
Unfortunately, to find salvation,
- It can't... It can't go on forever, can it? - No.
Eventually, we could take no more,
It's as close as you can possibly get
That's an unwise wardrobe strategy.
After an exhausting five-hour drive,
That was terrifying!
we should probably have a ceremonial
Soon, the relentless battering
That is frightening.
Can I just say... my nipples are erect.
And draw an imaginary line
most frustrating night of my life.
Oh, this is grim.
I'm exhausted.
to a wild, rugged and extremely remote place...
the inevitable radio exchange.
Mine is a rather magnificent
This is absolutely epic.
It's my whip aerial. It's a beach buggy.
- No. - These enormous suspension components
The defining characteristic of a beach buggy