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00:51:09
Alex Borstein, Rachel Brosnahan, Michael Zegen
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SHIRLEY: ♪ Mairzy doat and dozy doat ♪
He wrote "Begin the Beguine" on that very instrument.
looking for my blowhole!
Uh, the macaroon are French, too.
the Maisels were lugging pushcart in shtetls.
It's sort of a catchall for whoever he sees me with.
Rose, why is there just peppermint schnapps?
-Yes. -(chuckles) It's a very successful charade, isn't it?
They want the hausfrau from Queens.
Queen of vaudeville, conquered radio.
Honey, you give a downtowner a swig of gin,
I hope you like applesauce and peach slices, Mr. Blumenthal.
So who composed that doorbell? Puccini?
with its stench of beer and piss and lane oil,
But the upkeep was enormous,
and when I had the audacity to take a bite of a cookie,
So, I pointed him to the sunglass department.
and consommé and hard-boiled eggs and pureed cauliflower
because the Mad King George got the trot on it,
Just pour some formaldehyde on a rag and hold it over my face.
The lady was inquiring as to the provenance of the doorbell.
Tack the picture up on the headboard there.
-So, you're gonna be the appetizer, huh? -I'm hoping.
Then I graduated, and I starve,
MIDGE: Think that we are renovating the apartment
the Maisels were lug pushcarts in shtetls.
I beg your pardon.
There's still lump in there, Zelda. They all have to go.
she made me feel like I'd splash her
I borrow it, okay? I borrow the coat.
Miriam needs to be settle.
Well, I think I deserve
-Sophie shake bodies. Come here, you. -Oh. Oh. (laughing)
We dig through universities for talent.
We acquire a local lab.
-Me, too. -Even my dad laugh at her.
-but suspect more. -The Salings?
you cheat toward this adorable young thing.
It'll still be there after we kick big-time comedy ass
I'm not sure. I-I lie to some people at first,
So what if I get divorce?
-I tend to be punctual. -Mmm.
throw your bar mitzvah in the room in the back
-He's a hero. -You bet he's a hero.
piloted the plane that struck that Jap battleship
and never pull them apart.
charmingly eclectic.
Y-You got to leave the Gaslight sometime.
at other clubs in the city, wherever I can book you.
I went out on a limb for you here, sister, so be damn sure.
I have scotch somewhere.
I-I've been doing okay.
It's definitely not like her.
and never pulled them apart.
Miriam and the kids can't live at your place forever.
eventually, I'll be moving there.
She's worn it twice. It's yours now.
East Coast is exactly where we want.
So what if I'm alone?
(chuckles) You know, sometimes when I'm on the telephone
♪ So instead ♪
-SHIRLEY: Watch your mouth! -And a great leap forward
-I was planning on it. -Your father especially wanted you
one morning recently, and I heard this sound.
-We're almost done. -You keep starting over.
You look kind of wet and out of focus,
As soon as possible. Now, what else, guys?
Oh, my first husband and me, we didn't get along too good.
ROSE: Well, you're not pulling hard enough.
and consommé and hard-boiled eggs and pureed cauliflower
-I tend to be punctual. -Mmm.
Well, he's not unattractive.
Maybe my mother will move into Sophie's unoccupied kitchen
Probably just some guy at the doorbell factory.
-I get the point. -She'd be a sacrificial lamb.
because we all need something fibrous to eat.
Is the light caustic today?
the hall, the lavish buffet, the fake cousin.
Jackie, how disgusting is the women's room
-to be helpless when we're not helpless? -(whoops, applause)
you cheat toward this adorable young thing.
BIG BAND & SINGERS: ♪ If the words sound queer ♪
"Within sight"? That's nice and vague.
I know you're anxious to get the show started
Uncomfortable, right?
I told you she was spontaneous.
before Mordecai falls asleep.
we'll teach the kids how cruel the world is next year,
-They're neat. -To be honest,
Must be foul, though.
and his right ear is completely deaf.
An informative colloquy can't hurt.