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The Mick » Season 1 » The Buffer

00:21:37

Kaitlin Olson, Sofia Black-D'Elia, Thomas Barbusca

109

Words to remember

Nouns

1) drugger

I'm sorry I'm not the expert drugger like you.
2) slugger

What is the problem, slugger?
3) fireman

- a fireman or a model or something? - No.
4) moron

and you are a moron, Sabrina.
5) booze

Oh, no, I'm okay. You know, booze and power tools.
6) toxin

Come on, do you have any other toxin
7) dilution

There we go. The first dilution
8) loser

I'm just a big, fat, no-talent loser.
9) jockey

an experienced jockey riding that horse.
10) jerk

- Oh! - You jerk.
11) gut

not blow her gut out.
12) sickness

I'm just trying to fake morning sickness,
13) bout

Great, then he can take 'em. How 'bout that?
14) heck

Ugh. What the heck is going on up there?
15) goodness

My goodness.
16) diaper

- And the no sleeping and the diaper. - I get it. Hey, hey, yes...
17) chill

And, like, you're super freakin' chill and, like,
18) gum

My nipples are like old chewing gum.

Verbs

1) unprotect

never have unprotect sex.
2) revolutionize

The pill revolutionize everything for women.
3) squish

Oh, no, no. Nope, you squish it,
4) slack

and I've been slack off.
5) lure

lure me into her honey trap.
6) chop

He's not getting his balls chop off, Jimmy, okay?
7) abandon

abandon child in the world.
8) knock

by getting "accidentally" knock up.
9) reject

but I get how it feels to be reject.
10) trap

Women have trap men since the dawn of time
11) blast

I miss the days girls were blast me in the junk.
12) destroy

It destroy your body and causes crazy mood swings.
13) suppose

And how am I suppose to make anything good
14) solve

Problem solve.
15) reverse

I've had it done a couple times and reverse, so...
16) treat

but they all treat me like I had freakin' AIDS.
17) boot

and Steffi boot my nuts into my throat.
18) suck

Because I get it, condoms suck.

Adverbs

1) accidentally

by getting "accidentally" knocked up.
2) normally

Normally I'm, huh, on top of it
3) absolutely

- Oh, yeah, absolutely. - Thanks.
4) super

Yeah, super thoughtful, but you know what?
5) actually

Mm-hmm. You could also actually knock.
6) kind

It kind of feels like it's your department now.
7) soon

Probably tire themselves out pretty soon.
8) though

Yeah, that's the same thing, though.
9) far

Honey, as far as I'm concerned,
10) ever

I have ever met in my life.
11) always

I can't have kids... I can always adopt.
12) never

- It allowed us to... - You never worked a day
13) too

It looks good to me, too.
14) course

Yeah, of course.
15) down

I went down to the free clinic
16) even

Yeah, why are you even here?
17) long

so as long as you're using condoms, I'm cool.
18) right

All right, the point is, uh,

Adjectives

1) despicable

I think it should be me who carries out this despicable act.
2) insensitive

Okay, that's ignorant and insensitive,
3) jealous

You're jealous.
4) ignorant

Okay, that's ignorant and insensitive,
5) shocking

Well, this is shocking.
6) depressed

Yeah, now I just feel depressed.
7) shocked

As you can see, we are shocked, okay,
8) insane

What are you, insane?
9) dumb

Oh, my God, you are the dumb smart person
10) grateful

Just be grateful you get to listen.
11) sudden

Why do you all of a sudden care what...?
12) nervous

Chip, you don't have to be so nervous.
13) fake

Look what I got online, a bunch of fake pregnancy tests.
14) weird

No, you're acting weird.
15) stupid

All the girls at my school are stupid trolls!
16) acceptable

Cool like "acceptable."
17) okay

Yeah, it's okay. I... I do this.
18) gross

Oh, gross, dude. Know your audience.

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