Name: Krusty Gets Busted
Released: 2019-02-09
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) shenanigan

His hackneyed shenanigan robbed me of my dignity for years.
2) backstabber

- You backstabber, you traitor, you-- - Snap out of it, Bart!
3) buffoon

I played the buffoon while he squandered a fortune on his vulgar appetites.
4) anchorman

with our Emmy Award-winning anchorman Kent Brockman,
5) accomplice

- Uh, what kind of gun did you use? - Did you use an accomplice?
6) ablaze

Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze,
7) trapeze

hang on each new development like so many Romanian trapeze artists.
8) volley

"A volley of muskety flamed, thundered, roared."
9) burrito

Come on, Bart. The tape showed that the robber heated up a burrito.
10) pacemaker

But a quick triple bypass and a pacemaker later, Krusty bounced back.
11) robber

- No, no! Which one is the robber? - Oh, definitely number...
12) caricature

Just look at these amusing caricature of Gore Vidal and Susan Sontag.
13) bandwagon

No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon.
14) jester

but as that lovable jester who honked his horn and puttered around in his little car.
15) likeness

to gather up all merchandise that bears the likeness of Krusty,
16) fumes

So, please stand back, and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.
17) turmoil

on your problem in a new segment exploring preadolescent turmoil.
18) carousel

Oh, eight carousel! We're in for a real treat.

1) squander

I played the buffoon while he squander a fortune on his vulgar appetites.
2) apprehend

apprehend the TV clown, who appears on a rival station...
3) dispel

Thanks, Ed. I glad we've finally dispel the myth...
4) putter

but as that lovable jester who honked his horn and putter around in his little car.
5) plead

Will you plead insanity?
6) roar

"A volley of muskety flamed, thundered, roar."
7) devote

this new Krusty devote a small portion of every show...
8) regain

Well, the important thing is that I regain the trust of the children.
9) thrust

But now, destiny has thrust me into the center ring.
10) inspire

Who'd have guessed they were inspire by an insane criminal genius?
11) regret

But first, I regret to say I see a youngster who looks troubled.
12) bounce

But a quick triple bypass and a pacemaker later, Krusty bounce back.
13) urge

I urge every halfway decent member of our community...
14) doom

You're doom, Sideshow Bob.
15) thunder

"A volley of muskety flamed, thunder, roared."
16) flame

"A volley of muskety flame, thundered, roared."
17) admit

No, I can't! I can't read or write! I admit it!
18) shoot

- And shot you out of a cannon. - And shot me out of a cannon.

1) definitely

- No, no! Which one is the robber? - Oh, definitely number...
2) relatively

for the relatively snug uniform of Springfield Penitentiary?
3) certainly

Certainly. I take great pride in being able to sign my own name.
4) earlier

Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team...
5) perhaps

Perhaps a little something for the trip back to the cash register.
6) finally

Thanks, Ed. I glad we've finally dispelled the myth...
7) thus

Thus concludes our Mexican odyssey.
8) kind

Yeah, I guess those are kind of funny.
9) along

maybe it'll turn out he was innocent all along.
10) enough

They were smart enough to catch me!
11) later

But a quick triple bypass and a pacemaker later, Krusty bounced back.
12) less

I'm watching Sideshow Bob. He's a lot less patronizing than Krusty used to be.
13) never

Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
14) again

Good evening, again, Springfield. Krusty the Clown,
15) too

that I'm too uptown for the tots.
16) around

but as that lovable jester who honked his horn and puttered around in his little car.
17) down

I was down at the Kwik-E-Mart minding my own business when-- Ooh, ooh, ooh, the news!
18) much

Forgive me. As much as Sideshow Bob would love to chat, he has a show starting.

1) preadolescent

on your problem in a new segment exploring preadolescent turmoil.
2) patronizing

I'm watching Sideshow Bob. He's a lot less patronizing than Krusty used to be.
3) sordid

Bart, children, this whole sordid affair has been a shock to all of us.
4) disillusioned

synagogues and mosques with disillusioned citizeny from all walks of life.
5) succulent

Plump succulent sausage, honey-smoked bacon and glistening, sizzling--
6) enigmatic

The news story behind that enigmatic half-joke right after this commercial message.
7) gruesome

Or as I call 'em, the Gruesome Twosome.
8) lovable

but as that lovable jester who honked his horn and puttered around in his little car.
9) senseless

Oh, my! All this senseless violence.
10) snug

for the relatively snug uniform of Springfield Penitentiary?
11) vulgar

I played the buffoon while he squandered a fortune on his vulgar appetites.
12) exaggerated

about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.
13) uptown

that I'm too uptown for the tots.
14) upscale

but I think we'd do well to explore the more upscale market.
15) amusing

Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sontag.
16) sweeping

In the coming weeks, you will notice some rather sweeping changes in our program.
17) charcoal

- Yeah, yeah, like that! - Well, it is a simple, charcoal rendering, but, uh,
18) insane

Who'd have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius?

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