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00:23:17
Ellie Kemper, Jane Krakowski, Tituss Burgess
175
Freckles, maybe. She's a good friend.
Yes, fine. Pinkie promise.
You kept having to lie down in the stairwell,
♪ In the boudoir ♪ ♪ In the boudoir ♪
We also have his ivory legs and his mustache
♪ The 1% are billionaire ♪
Maybe he's a car fixer or something with ladders.
You're gonna take my virginity tonight.
Kimmy, have you heard of the term "quid prom quote"?
Hurricane Sandy took my sleep apnea machine,
for future dropout, she stopped caring.
Fine. Quid prong conch.
♪ Pinot, Pinot, Pinot ♪
Poetry is dope!"
after the abandoned chandelier factory.
when you pack your briefcase in the dark.
"Apple, woman's shoe, alarm clock, acorn."
I want to transfer to another GED class.
after the abandon chandelier factory.
Right. That remind me...
the curtains that are intend to be curtains...
Second of all, you mess with Kimmy,
My house is trash from last night
I dug this up in the library,
he's transform into what the French call...
- ♪ Pinot Noir, tiki bar ♪ - Oh, Jesus, bat!
"I am screw.
She quit.
sits backwards in a chair and rap Shakespeare,
Those kids you hang out with suck.
I steam the stamp off his envelope
What are we suppose to learn from this?
I phrase that so badly.
You lay off Kimmy.
She smile too much, like a collie.
The singing... the singing woke up the bats.
I hope someday when you're a gay, black man,
sits backwards in a chair and raps Shakespeare,
I will be performing a wholly original song.
"BTW, lollipop, snowman, toilet, mailbox, ghost."
available exclusively at Hess gas stations.
What were her words exactly? This is fantastic!
I was just thinking about our conversation earlier.
to finish dead last,
especially when you're trying to get through to kids
See, it's almost impossible to fire a tenured teacher.
There's actually a few more things she wants you to fix...
in the water fountain, but I'm kind of busy.
because she thought we'd be bad enough
Okay, I often find that things are in the last place I look.
♪ Oh, so close and yet so far ♪
Not so fast, MTV's Daria.
She put this team together
I sanded off my fingerprints years ago.
What if the other uneducated adults see me?
See, it's almost impossible to fire a tenured teacher.
Look, my teaching style may be unconventional, but...
So, if you're too incompetent to teach,
Don't be embarrassed of your Titus.
according to my queer cousin.
with one of those inspirational GED teachers
you know, a fascinating transition.
Also, this Vietnamese guy made fun of my name.
or why tree clams are so delicious.
It needs to look fancy, so our first location
I'm just so excited. I'm gonna get my GED.
After working at a broke inner-city school
Or marry me off to one of his Saudi friends.
Okay, first of all, that was weak.
Oh, I bet it was tough for you.
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
♪ Under par ♪