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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlane
45
Isn't she a trouper?
Well, maybe the teleprompter can help.
by universally-likable crooner Josh Groban!
Well, my team and I created a reenactment
for your bummer piece on Garbage Island.
and made me kiss a raccoon on the mouth..."
after rerun of the Taiwanese prayer breakfast.
I need a senator cheating on his wife with a bagel!
to this terrible ordeal?
♪ Let all the dreamer ♪ ♪ Let all the dreamer
Time to report a disappearance.
"Is it true that, during sex, a woman's uterus can create
for the BeerWater mermaid!
That ballad was supposed to be
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
(laughing continues) GIRL: Loser!
How 'bout we do a report on the corruption
a bullet intern to make sure I always have bullets?
♪ Steve, in the night we bawl for you ♪ (audience groans)
My mom is devastate.
We pretend you were kidnap
I'm the one who owe you an apology.
We pretend you were kidnapped
of what we believe happened the night Steve disappear.
Hey, you mind if I borrow your Metro section?
(gasps) This one remind me of
But, uh, my mom, she's so torn up.
Mom and Dad got arrest!
So you admit there's a body?!
You're suppose to be a journalist! (audience booing)
♪ Wake the nation ♪ ♪ Wake the nation
I recognize this handwriting.
No, but that doesn't mean I murder him!
I bet a Beanie Baby would cheer her up.
You cops split up and comb each side of the river.
"My crazy sister lock me up
stunningly gorgeous high school student,
♪ He's utterly Steve
but Genevieve Vavance does things a little differently.
ANNOUNCER: Legally not a fact.
Besides, the more popular the story gets,
Yeah. We're definitely gonna do that.
Just keep it rollin'. I ain't doing this twice.
Can I get you something? A BeerWater perhaps?
You're always super positive.
I, I kind of staged the whole thing.
They said I wasn't good enough for television.
You shouldn't have to go that far
Bad for you, but is it good for your toilet?
You know what else has to come clean?
when, just moments ago, she learned
He seems to be okay, at least above the waist.
a bullet intern to make sure I always have bullets?
ANNOUNCER: Hard-hitting reporter.
who do a lot of regrettable things.
Gruesome stuff.
We make irresponsible guesses, tonight at 11:00.
BeerWater-- quench your sober.
How thankful are you
There's no pleasing you guys!
I'll never be ambitious again.
Easily surprised? You'll be shocked
from the notable Boyz II Men album, "Cooleyhighharmony."
Today was awful.
I need a vegetarian cop!
stunningly gorgeous high school student,
Um... m-mo-most people like to get wasted on an exotic island,
Easily surprised? You'll be shocked
Just read the damn prompter.
Sad news out of Langley Falls tonight,
Been a tough day for all of us here at the Glance.
because of the stupid question I asked in class.