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01:07:13
Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel
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there are some mild hallucinogen I can recommend,
that deals with press junket and promos and shit like that. [sighs]
working on your ground-breaking mousetrap alternative.
I had these god awful period cramp. [groans]
[Catherine] That gives us time to finesse her replacement.
The state requires them to be certified because the crumb, they attract rodents.
-using a temporal interceptor. -[beeps]
Yeah, well, at least I'm not some cookie-cutter cutesy doodle,
It's chocolate fudge brownie. Your favorite.
Do you have any idea how long it takes a rodent to die
every vowel, every syllable we used for the voice of the Ashley Too dolls.
a day her niece almost died.
♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪
I powdered your pill stash and put it in your food.
We didn't even know she had a shellfish allergy.
Your pest control policy needs a serious overhaul, my friend.
It looks beautiful, sweetheart.
The other day I walk in and she's writing some obtuse bullshit
I used to eat those shrimp taco all the goddam time.
It's chocolate fudge brownie. Your favorite.
so I made out with his brother, Stevie, even though his brace scratched my teeth.
Oh, yeah, you got the full shrine going on here.
The good news is the restraint system works.
♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪
Welcome back, still to come, Tusk makes a boo boo on a British TV show
It's alright for you two able-bodied asshole sitting around.
But first, an exclusive update on tragic pop sensation, Ashley O.
Really? Senior high, I had, like, a major crush on Ryan Simmonds,
We're talking sunk costs. Ashley Toos haven't recoup yet,
[pluck strings to muffled music on headphones]
[Todd] Six months ago, millions were stun to learn
[Jackson] Yeah, I've stabilize it and got it playable.
[sobs] Please, I'm beg you,
-Where's Ashley? -I toss her out.
and I swear, when I told her what had happened to the real Ashley,
Ashley Too freak out.
Why are you interrupt me?
when it's eaten the poison bait in one of these?
♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪
I mess it all up.
so I made out with his brother, Stevie, even though his braces scratch my teeth.
You feel trap here.
The state requires them to be certified because the crumbs, they attract rodents.
as stunned fans gather to stand vigil.
had suffer a catastrophic allergic reaction while dining at home.
♪ It belong ♪
always pitch perfect, bringing her A-game.
[Catherine] You said you extract a song from her overnight. Is that it?
You shut up.
I powder your pill stash and put it in your food.
She slip into a coma, where she remains to this day.
as we introduce you to a brand-new, yet strangely familiar, superstar.
So, you lie?
[whispers] You realize that's not the real Ashley.
and so when I wake up I have to really quickly write it down
She's been rush to St. Juniper's ICU.
And I just knew there had to be someway to get this out to her fans.
has been sadly unable to participate...
But incredibly, Ashley's music career didn't end there,
I know precisely what you know.
♪ Oh, honey We'll go dancing wherever you choose ♪
Basically a prisoner.
[Catherine] You said you extracted a song from her overnight. Is that it?
apparently over battery issues,
Yep, you're definitely gonna wanna take a look down here.
on whether Ashley herself can possibly recover,
I don't think that's normally there.
OK, just a few more steps. We're nearly there.
I... don't exactly have many friends.
-[Rachel] Leave her alone. -Her?
-You eat the rest, I'm fucking sick. -Sit down, you little ingrate.
Finally,
and we are way behind on the next album.
I'll hit the gym extra hard tomorrow.
But China has recently shut its doors...
-[both Ashleys] There's a door round back. -OK, one at a time, please.
a day her niece almost died.
My mom was super into them, so...
Actually, the reason I'm here is...
Uh, I don't know, they kind of haven't spoken to me yet.
I need to get inside to get that evidence.
-I see you singing along. -[applause]
Ahh, I don't know, I don't think I'm good enough.
Uh... A little later, maybe.
The other day I walk in and she's writing some obtuse bullshit
Your contract's watertight, it doesn't expire until you turn 25.
Unconfirmed reports say she is in an irreversible coma.
Unconfirmed reports say she is in an irreversible coma.
the most lucrative aspect of the music industry.
He's just stunned,
had suffered a catastrophic allergic reaction while dining at home.
You've seen her, she's unpredictable.
-[Rachel] You're jealous. -Of a doll?
-An imaginary friend. -For my birthday, please.
Never exhausted, never sick,
but the Ashley Too vocal mimicry software proved invaluable
We could try a makeover or I could read motivational quotes from inspiring women.
She doesn't understand how fragile all this is.
And when I say, "scalable," I mean scalable.
This tragic news comes days after the final performance...
It's alright for you two able-bodied assholes sitting around.
and versatile holographic performer in history.
I had these god awful period cramps. [groans]
-using a temporal interceptor. -[beeps]
The lady of the house said it was super urgent.
thanks to a remarkable technological leap.
[news reporter] Dramatic breaking news, here on USN this evening,
desperate to break away.
thanks to a remarkable technological leap.
What's the next phase of your brilliant plan?
an act that will make the live audience put down their damn phones,
[Ashley Too] Rachel, you look incredible.