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00:21:24
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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- Pretty much just a bagman for him.
- You had a pizzazz problem, so you've been recast, sweetie.
- Yeah, perp knew where the camera was.
- That is an A-list mobster. Tell me literally everything.
Jimmy "The Butcher" made me drive a croquet wicket
Pimento put the duffel in his trunk, parked around the corner,
Exclamation point.
I'm actually not strong enough to lift a water cooler jug,
He's been deep undercover for the last 12 years,
I'm not going out in a stew-making accident!
- I'm only attracted to creep: the Vulture, the ShamWow guy,
- "Mop-Bucket," Scully?
It's the only job I've ever had except for bagging groceries
I'm, like, obsess with you. - [scoffs] Fine.
but he's just resurface, and he's rejoining the Nine-Nine.
- You had a pizzazz problem, so you've been recast, sweetie.
- Oh, yes, shatter windows, bones everywhere.
I just seduce the old lady upstairs,
Until you brag about it. - Yeah.
- Oh, sure, you could slit his throat, but then
- I stash it all when I became Paul Sneed.
and broke into a creepy abandon warehouse.
- Why, just because he keeps threaten to kill me
And also, she suspend our trash service.
because I disappear for 12 years,
Brain leak out his eyes like he was crying his own mind.
- What'd you do undercover?
- He secretly bought a burner phone,
- Isn't Donnie Brasco a really sad movie that ends terribly?
I let one of the perps accidentally get out of holding,
Peralta will temporarily be moved to the break room.
- That is an A-list mobster. Tell me literally everything.
Apparently they loved our video submission.
- No, I definitely didn't assume that.
Unfortunately, they require a video submission.
- Nope. I work alone.
- Okay, great take! You guys are finally getting it.
you wrote where you used T-H-E-I-R instead of T-H-E-R-E?
- Uh, sir, I was 20 minutes late for work today.
is traditionally made from an animal that's been so overfed
and went home; he's been doing shirtless tai chi
I mean, I wanted it to be badass,
- Don't be a dum-dum.
It's just when I was undercover, the middle of the night
- No. That was embarrassing for you.
- But how do you keep your eyes moist?
Now, my Raymond Holt is addicted to pills, but no one knows.
I don't have time to mediate your petty squabbles.
He's a little unstable.
It's your funeral, you dumb son of a bitch.
- It was a educated guess.
- Oh, don't worry about me. I'll be invisible.